Hi, my name is Fatty Patty, my mommy hates me 
hence the name. But it’s OK! I love her, she was yummy in my belly! When I was 15 human years of age I joined a club called the Feminist Unicorns of The Post-Modernist Seventh Dimension. I am a level 6 Feminist Unicorn meaning I have a delicate constitution, a constitution as fragile as saffron and robust as the Great Rosie O’Donnell. Also I can cry on command! YAY HAPPY TEARS! DRIP DROP LIKE VICTORIAN LADY PARTS! These are my Magical Fairy Book Diaries! Have fluffy kitten cuddle time when you read this, Earthling!
Click my super sexy, magic wonderful Goddess for the fourth entry!
