I once had a friend
That liked to give head.
She looked like she did too.

We’ll just call her Juana B.
‘Cause when she’d buy a rubber from the store
They’d always give her the fruit–

Flavored, blowjob lips; She’d always wear the strawberry gloss.
She said she hated her hips, but I wasn’t aware she had any.
Just thirteen she said she’d lose it at fifteen,
I thought that was a bit young,

But when we were fourteen she let Ronnie hit a home run.
I think she got a disease from him
Even though he said he was a virgin.

She came to me with “…a little infection down there…”
I just gave her a nasty stare,

But she said “no…it’s not like that…”
And I thought what a coincidence.
Of course this wasn’t the first or last of many incidents,
Like I said, she liked to give head, among other things anyway…