First of all, this is just fucking funny:
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IRONICALLY, HE LOOOOOOOOVES CATS!!!!! That doesn’t even make sense with the– and the WHaaaaAAAAaaaaatttt?!!!!
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So here is what a teacher did. She decided to play the Reality TV game Survivor with her students.
By a vote of 14 to 2, Alex Barton’s kindergarten teacher led his classmates to vote him out of class last Wednesday. The 5-year-old boy was made to stand in front of the class as classmates were invited to tell him what they didn’t like about him. The other children called Alex “disgusting” and “annoying.” Alex’s mother, Melissa Barton, says she is considering legal action.
After the vote, teacher Wendy Portillo asked Alex how he felt. “Sad,” he replied. The Florida State Attorney’s office concluded the matter did not meet criteria for emotional child abuse, so no charges will be filed against Portillo.
I remember in my small, NYC Public High School, all the senoritas and thugs stopping during the 3 minutes we had to change classes to kiss each other on the cheek to say hello/good-bye during every single one of these breaks. I remember the hallways being clogged and it was kind of annoying, but then again, who honestly gives a fuck?!
Parents say, “hugging is the latest rage.” Remember 10 years ago when hugging was like so uncool?
“Look at dat gay ass nigga, huggin’. I bet he watches Designing Women.”
“Yeah Johnny, he’s a real hugger, I reckon we’ll have to send him to one of them re-edumacation camps.”

