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		<title>Inmates Tattoo Eyes</title>
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Aye yie yie yie. The innate desire humans have to be an individual yet fit in is fascinating O_Q. These inmates decided to tattoo the whites of their eyes. The musical queues suggest that tattooing their eyes is a lot more scary than the crimes they committed, when really it&#8217;s just a lot more retarded [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some Kid Blackmails Friends With Cock Pix to Get Sexy Time</title>
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Holy, wtf?! So this kid pleaded &#8220;no contest&#8221; to blackmailing other kids (dudes) at his school for sexy pictures. This douchenozzle and young-budding scumbag, posed as a girl to get dudes to send him cock pix, then he blackmailed them so that they&#8217;d have sex with him. Now, I don&#8217;t know what retarded 16-year-old boy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://maggotsandtenderloin.com/2009/12/22/some-kid-blackmails-friends-with-cock-pix-to-get-sexy-time/</link>
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		<title>The Half Ton Mom</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I put &#8220;fat people&#8221; in the sub-title of this blog I was JK. But for seriously, the amount of posts that revolve around the morbidly obese would lead me to believe they do have their own orbits, because my god are they center of my average-sized universe. Grrrrrl, bitch bedduh don&#8217;t. After watching a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://maggotsandtenderloin.com/2009/12/21/the-half-ton-mom/</link>
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		<title>Sass In The City</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I am back or at least I am back until school starts again. So you&#8217;ll have a month&#8217;s worth of sassy deliciousness. Grrrrl, you know you want it. *slides it in* That&#8217;s right, I rape-blog you now.
In order for this to proceed smoothly, I&#8217;d like to ask you a few questions about how you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man to wed a 2D virtual girl in real life</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Many scholars accuse the Internet of facilitating the stupidity of human kind. But what technology does is simply exacerbate the schism between the dum dumz and those of adequate intelligence. It may not necessarily make smart people smarter, but it certainly allows the people who watched all 10 seasons of Friends to revisit Ross the [...]]]></description>
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