http://maggotsandtenderloin.com Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:47:37 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en So my parents planned a trip to go to Atlantic City this weekend and they mentioned it to my Grandma and then she was all "I want to go too." Which just made me think, grandma has a gambling problem. But deep down inside I always knew Bingo was a ... http://maggotsandtenderloin.com/2008/08/20/the-wonders-of-being-a-kid/ Some of you may remember Lori Beth Denberg from the preteen sketch comedy show, All That which aired on Nickelodeon probably over 10 years ago. Lori Beth provided us with Vital Information from week to week that was HIGH-LARIOUS at the time, but would probably seem extremely unfunny now! So where ... http://maggotsandtenderloin.com/2008/08/18/where-are-they-now-lori-beth-denberg/ So I stole mascara from Rite Aid. YOU GOT ME! But I swear pharmacies are basically designed for you to steal, they practically want you to steal. Of course while you're stealing it you're paranoid as fuck, but you feel kind of cool, but once you get out the store ... http://maggotsandtenderloin.com/2008/08/17/im-guilty/ P. Miller the rapper formally known as Master P. is starting a cable network called Better Black Television. A cable network that will feature "appropriate" black television series, news, music videos, etc. First of all, LOL. Secondly, remember the Cosby Show and how he was a Doctor and the wife was a ... http://maggotsandtenderloin.com/2008/08/15/better-black-television/ BigFoots' Corpse was found in Georgia! It’s more than 7-feet tall. Weighs over 500 pounds and walked upright -- three "Bigfoot" seekers, including a Redwood City man, Wednesday claimed they have proof that they have found the body of the elusive creature in the wilds of Georgia. And on Friday, at a ... http://maggotsandtenderloin.com/2008/08/13/breaking-news/