http://maggotsandtenderloin.com Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:22:06 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="409" caption="Actually you do the opposite! Apparently..."][/caption] The media never fails to mix fact with whatever the dick is relevant at the time. The only reason this story is worth mentioning is because of how it is spinned. Here's a story that brings home just how morbid this housing ... http://maggotsandtenderloin.com/2009/06/30/woman-commits-suicide-to-avoid-eviction/ Dios mio. "Why doesn't she age?" Howard Greenberg, 52, asked of his daughter. "Is she the fountain of youth?" Such questions are why scientists are fascinated by Brooke. Among the many documented instances of children who fail to grow or develop in some way, Brooke's case may be unique, according to her ... http://maggotsandtenderloin.com/2009/06/26/16-year-old-girl-never-ages/ THEY MURDERED HIS SOUL! This isn't really surprising, I mean, religious people are susceptible to believing in some funky shit. Moreover, that melodramatic chubby lady was kind of right, they thought they were actually helping him (maybe). But what I really want to know is, is this guy writhing around the floor ... http://maggotsandtenderloin.com/2009/06/24/gay-exorcism/ [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="344" caption="Good."][/caption] Good. GOOOOOD. I read Perez Hilton. I follow him on twitter. I am scum. And if you do these things you are scum too. I never understood why Patrice gave up Celerbity Gossip, gossip being the operative word. I didn't understand why she tried to lay ... http://maggotsandtenderloin.com/2009/06/22/william-beats-up-perez-hilton/ First of all, this is just fucking funny: [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="490" caption="When in Rome.."][/caption] [audio:http://plop.mayonessa.com/bukkake/Dresden%20Dolls%20-%20Yes,%20Virginia%20-%2011%20-%20Mandy%20Goes%20To%20Med%20School.mp3] Secondly: Apparently on Yelp.com you can review anything including Planned Parenthood. Yup, the place that my friends would call "The Hood" in code because they frequented it that much. The place where dreams are made and broken. ... http://maggotsandtenderloin.com/2009/06/20/reviewing-planned-parenthood/