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HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
Overseas they want to put abortion advice ads on TV and Radio. Of course people oppose this because to these people any time you bring up sex, no matter how objective you talk about it, the fact that you’re talking about it means you’re encouraging promiscuity somehow. Like people who think condoms encourage more hobagging around.
Oddly enough teen pregnancy is most definitely highest amongst these people. Well duh, because they’re not using condoms or aborting or using birth control, that’s a given. But it’s these religious dummies that are still having premarital sex in spite of their self-righteous condemnation of others.
You’re not supposed to have premarital sex, but it’s okay as long as you don’t get rid of the baby afterward.
But all of this has already been said time and time again. So instead of arguing with the zealots I think it’s worth considering their point? When you’re a kid and your brain hasn’t fully developed maybe seeing a condom ad on TV does throw you off? Maybe anyone talking about sex does throw you off? Teenagers are dumb.
Remember that 13-year-old kid Alfie who had a baby, well it turns out the baby isn’t his. He never bothered to ask. Read the rest of this entry »
The first post I ever wrote for this blog was aptly called Muh-My-Generation. In case you were wondering how this blog got started, it was because of my utter disgust with the people around me. I was so happy about finally going to college, getting away from this Ghetto and moving forward, only to encounter a completely different group of people that I realized were worse.
But the problem with calling the, Liberal-Elite-Art-School-Hipster-Trust-Fund-Class, my generation is that they only make up a small faction of it. Referring to only them is about as accurate as saying the 90s was all about grunge. The musicians who topped the charts then were fucking Mariah Carey and Shania Twain or whatever dumb bitch was popular then. Most definitely not grunge.
We often pick the thing that seems “the coolest” of the trends and just say that whole era was that trend, when that’s often completely wrong.
My point is, these whiny over-educated liberals with no direction are not the masses. There, of course, is the rest of the country. The undereducated whateverthefucks… Now I am from the ghetto and of course there are major differences between being White Trash and Ethnic Garbage.
But usually the same thing happens when you are undereducated. I would like to posit that being undereducated meant something different before, I mean, it was something that could be overcome with experience. There are two ways to learn: Observation and Experience. Read the rest of this entry »
I found a book compilation of bad New York Post headlines, probably published by themselves. Even they acknowledge that they are not a real newspaper just a bunch of “sassy” retards. Have these headlines honestly pulled you in? I mean if they would have just said “JonBenet Killer Lands in U.S. Jail” wouldn’t you have picked up the paper if you were interested.
“Do people see this and say OH SHIT A SNAKE ON A PLANE, I hope everyone is OK?! My word.”
Some time ago, I made this post about Lori Beth Denberg. I thought it would be funny, because she is so obscure and irrelevant, to say she is dead. I thought it was obviously a joke. Just look at this video montage.
Even though I posted this months ago, I still randomly get emails and comments from people yelling at me because I insulted the honor of Lori Beth Denberg, because they really need to know if she is dead, because she is most obviously an important cultural-historical-social figure in the year 2009.
Some say, “What would Hay-sus do?” I say “What would a fat, irrelevant, unfunny childstar do?” and apparently lots of people say this too.
But moreover the thing is, right after I posted this post, someone sent me an email with a website saying she was actually stabbed dead. Of course I felt like an asshole, but that obscure website was the only one making the claim, not that there are any actual websites that would so much as mention Irrelevance Personified in the form of a Fat Bitch.
In fact I’ve spread this propaganda to the extent that there is a yahoo answers page on it.
But the truth is I do not know if Lori Beth Denberg is alive or dead? She is certainly dead in all of our minds and we only ever chose to remember her when we thought for a second that she might be physically dead.
What I am trying to say is… I don’t really care. But what I am really trying to say is I declare January 11th Lori Beth Denberg Day. Because whether she is truly alive or dead is irrelevant, but why not take a moment to remember the one mediocre, fat, fat bitch that somehow managed to get on television and into our hearts. Even though no one ever liked her because she was so fat. v_v
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