Archive for the ‘tv’ Category
I want to start posting again [thanks to Patrice's reformatting] I haven’t written anything creative in months and so I’ve decided that without this blog my soul is going to die. So NYU is fine, muuuuch better than Sarah Lawrence. Aside from the fact that everyone I meet decides they cannot be my friend after they realize I’m not 21, these creepy bible study students in Washington Sq. park who think that *I* look friendly and susceptible to a conversation about why God is fun, a creepy catlike roommate that never talks and is so quite that I’m convinced no one is home so I start listening to Linkin Park and Britney’s new single like it’s 2001 and I’m white trash, the debt I’m going to be in very soon, and waaaaay too much reading, everything is fine.
P.S. Who’d have thought New York City was so expensive!? I am employed, pretty much typing a professor’s book on social work as he orally dictates it because he was born when people still came to America on boats and types .0004 words a minute.
But enough about me? What has gone on in this crazy little world since I’ve been away? Mostly nothing since I am the center of all events that occur in the universe. But while you were all on ImmaLetYouFinish.com I was googling pictures of Billy Zane.
I need purple outfits to shoot guns.
Remember him? Of course not, he is irrelevant.
He kind of looks like Jon Gosselin now, except Jon Gosselin was never attractive and doesn’t fill in his eyebrows.
So watch this, you’ll thank me because after watching this you will have entered a higher plane of reality and self-actualization in knowing that you’ll never be this “glame.” [gay + lame]
I want to see your panties on the floor because I want to borrow them for the Grey’s Anatomy Sparkle Feelings Girl Power party sponsored by Vagasil.
People watch this show.
Because enough of our television isn’t targeted to mid-western housewives. If this show was just called “Wives” it would be about middle-aged women getting mad at each other over trivial things that don’t matter…
HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
Overseas they want to put abortion advice ads on TV and Radio. Of course people oppose this because to these people any time you bring up sex, no matter how objective you talk about it, the fact that you’re talking about it means you’re encouraging promiscuity somehow. Like people who think condoms encourage more hobagging around.
Oddly enough teen pregnancy is most definitely highest amongst these people. Well duh, because they’re not using condoms or aborting or using birth control, that’s a given. But it’s these religious dummies that are still having premarital sex in spite of their self-righteous condemnation of others.
You’re not supposed to have premarital sex, but it’s okay as long as you don’t get rid of the baby afterward.
But all of this has already been said time and time again. So instead of arguing with the zealots I think it’s worth considering their point? When you’re a kid and your brain hasn’t fully developed maybe seeing a condom ad on TV does throw you off? Maybe anyone talking about sex does throw you off? Teenagers are dumb.
Remember that 13-year-old kid Alfie who had a baby, well it turns out the baby isn’t his. He never bothered to ask. Read the rest of this entry »
The first post I ever wrote for this blog was aptly called Muh-My-Generation. In case you were wondering how this blog got started, it was because of my utter disgust with the people around me. I was so happy about finally going to college, getting away from this Ghetto and moving forward, only to encounter a completely different group of people that I realized were worse.
But the problem with calling the, Liberal-Elite-Art-School-Hipster-Trust-Fund-Class, my generation is that they only make up a small faction of it. Referring to only them is about as accurate as saying the 90s was all about grunge. The musicians who topped the charts then were fucking Mariah Carey and Shania Twain or whatever dumb bitch was popular then. Most definitely not grunge.
We often pick the thing that seems “the coolest” of the trends and just say that whole era was that trend, when that’s often completely wrong.
My point is, these whiny over-educated liberals with no direction are not the masses. There, of course, is the rest of the country. The undereducated whateverthefucks… Now I am from the ghetto and of course there are major differences between being White Trash and Ethnic Garbage.
But usually the same thing happens when you are undereducated. I would like to posit that being undereducated meant something different before, I mean, it was something that could be overcome with experience. There are two ways to learn: Observation and Experience. Read the rest of this entry »
I found a book compilation of bad New York Post headlines, probably published by themselves. Even they acknowledge that they are not a real newspaper just a bunch of “sassy” retards. Have these headlines honestly pulled you in? I mean if they would have just said “JonBenet Killer Lands in U.S. Jail” wouldn’t you have picked up the paper if you were interested.
“Do people see this and say OH SHIT A SNAKE ON A PLANE, I hope everyone is OK?! My word.”
