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A lot of fabulous queers people are up in arms about Miss USA or the runner-up or which ever blond whomever the shit said that she’s not cool with gays having tacky weddings. The best part of the Miss USA competitions is that even though they have a contestant from each state all of the girls seem like they are from the south somehow.
It’s obvious, no matter how homophobic you are, gays should be able to marry. The job of the government is to protect the rights of the citizens and it isn’t doing that right now. Just like (when gay marriage will be legalized) a Church has the right to turn away any gays that want to get married, any store has the right to kick them out… [it's fucked up, but you want your government to be consistent otherwise it is OK to take away your rights] Read the rest of this entry »
Sameh wanted to buy the domain RapeIsland.com which was free for a while, but someone snatched it up a few days ago. So I decided to illustrate all that could have been in comic form.
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I am very tired, and I think I have a fever. The Osbournes have a new a variety show. There are young men kissing old ladies, SCANDALOUS. Kids using swear words, MY WORD! And guess what?! Kelly and Ozzy sing, OH SWEET, they’re father and daughter you know, ADORABLE.
It looks like shit, like shit but with lots of curse words esoteric talking. Hicks will love it! I am too tired to say anything else, forgive my negligence -_-. I churned out 6 articles (for the internship) in the past two weeks and 3 short stories. My writing juices are being sucked out of me. >=/
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrl!
The sad part is Ann Coulter, I believe, has half a point. The positive reinforcement of being a single mom is stupid. We should praise single moms, or married moms, moms in general, who take care of their kids the best they can. Dads as well. Being a parent is hard. Duh!
But the praising of let’s say, Smiley, from the Flavor of Love is wrong. Smiley was a stripper and would get all defensive about it, saying it was to support her kids. Then the fat lady from The Parkers would congratulate her for willing to do anything for her kids. Meanwhile she has been on two reality TV shows, I am sure her latch-key kids were fine eating ice cream for dinner and raping old ladies.
Whatever be a stripper, be a reality tv whore, but you can’t deny that this will have a profound affect on the way your children see you, how they see themselves and therefore, how they relate to the world. Is single parenting the cause of criminal behaviors such as rape? No, that’s retarded. But it probably has something to do with it, but everything has something to do with it.
Ann Coulter, however, is too much of a crazy-right-wing-bitch for anyone to concede that she might even be partly right. I wonder if she was raised by a single mother?
Now the thing that is really annoying, is her talking about how biracial celebrities identify with their “black” sides. *sigh* The sad truth is white people will never understand race.
So, I’m going to tell you, straight from the mouth of this here, brownie.
It doesn’t matter that *I* am Hispanic. I don’t “look hispanic,” not that any of you actually knows what that means, but that’s another story. The fact of the matter is, is that when you look at me, you see an African American person. (I am from central america, not very close to Africa)
But, because everyone treats me as though I am an African American, I can claim and identify with, how do I put this, the “black struggle.” (now it’s debatable about whether or not there is actually any struggle nowadays, but that is ANOTHER story)
Kind of like, when someone walks around like they’re important, wears a suit and speaks with authority at you, you kind of just assume that they are important and treat them as such, without really thinking about if this guy is a doorman.
Basically, because the world relates to me, as though I was black, I become black. Race is a social construct. Hallelujah, throw your fist up, fuck da po-leese, nah mean? Word is bond. I can say the nigger word as often as I please.
Barack Obama and Halle Berry look black, therefore the world will relate to them as though they were all black. So, they can identify with their blackness as though they were only black (not that either of them do that) because everyone else made them have to.
I don’t care, but everyone else cares, so now I have to care. Is how our society works, else I would walk around in a slanket, eating biscuits out of a bucket and taking a shit in your office space.
I hate gettin’ all niggerific, but I was made a token today. *snaps fingers*
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