We all make New Years resolutions. But we all know you fatties are still fat and you smokers still cough up gross loogies.

A) So I’ve made itty bitty goals and since I am telling the internet it makes things more official.

B) Get a job! I’ve applied to every job in NYC someone must want me.

C) Finish Writing a Book: I’ve been working on two projects, one specifically for this blog and another linked short story collection.

D) Read The Following books because I probably should have already:

1. The Great Gatsby
2. The Chocolate War
3. JPod
4. The Things They Carried
5. Harriet the Spy
6. Short Cuts
7. Trailer Park
8. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genuis
9. Me Talk Pretty One Day
10. Sellevision

E) Cut down on coffee.

F) Figure out this insomnia.

G) Get into a new college with a good writing program.

H) Get something published, somewhere.

I) Learn to do something that I don’t already know how to do.

What are your New Years Resolutions?

Posted: December 31st, 2008 under rant.
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