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Entrecard

Entrecard, the little card that used to stay “drop,” the little card that used to be on the right —>

It is not longer there. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaat?! Girl you gots to be shittin’ me! Niggas need to stop frontin’ and come correct!

Entrecard deleted my account!

Why?

Because I added a disclaimer at the bottom of the page:

Disclaimer: This site is for users 18 and over. Anything said is done merely in jest, so suck on that.”

This was what they emailed me:

“Your account ‘Maggots and Tenderloin ‘ on entrecard.com has been deleted. The administrator gave the following reason:

Your blog has content which does not meet the Family Nature of Entrecard (you say so in your blog footer).”

Now, this is fine, right? It’s kind of my fault because I didn’t even know that they wanted “Family Friendly” blogs. Who actually reads those “Terms of Agreement” thing-a-ma-hoos?

I get that everyone has a blog now, but honestly it’s really all just 40-year-old fat fuck house moms with nothing better to do than write about how their kids are the fucking cutest and how no one appreciates them and how they’re still cool ’cause it says so on their #1 Mom mugs. No one under 18 even has a blog, so they wouldn’t even be apart of this Entrecard blogging network.

Zesty moms should be able to handle a few “cuss words,” I mean, they can handle ANYTHING after giving birth, amirite ladies?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am right.

The thing that is annoying is that the only reason they deleted the blog was because I put the disclaimer. They never ever used to mind it when I used the words: cunt, fuck, shit, nigger, fag, bitch, native american.

So, I guess as long as market profane, obscene, vulgar language to children and teens under the age of 18, I should be in the clear.

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