Archive for the ‘old people’ Category
Aye yie yie yie. The innate desire humans have to be an individual yet fit in is fascinating O_Q. These inmates decided to tattoo the whites of their eyes. The musical queues suggest that tattooing their eyes is a lot more scary than the crimes they committed, when really it’s just a lot more retarded and pointless than. But I guess at the end of the day credit card fraud doesn’t really have me shaking in my knickers. Read the rest of this entry »
Yes, she is so fat she wears a blanket because nothing else fits her.
When I put “fat people” in the sub-title of this blog I was JK. But for seriously, the amount of posts that revolve around the morbidly obese would lead me to believe they do have their own orbits, because my god are they center of my average-sized universe. Grrrrrl, bitch bedduh don’t. After watching a series of youtube clips from the British Series Supersize vs. Skinny I declared I would eat healthier, right now I am having a mochachino and some kind of brownie with peanut butter and coconut, I can see how fat people get fat… food is delicious. But grrrrl you bedduh watch yo’self. Well I was led to this video which I can’t embed because youtube disabled it, but I will post screen caps. Read the rest of this entry »
I know, you’re scared… but intrigued. I’ll elaborate. [If you're using a reader click here to watch the video]
So apparently working out your chin can get rid of your neck waddles! But neck waddles are just extra skin, that makes no sense! These women aren’t even fat, just dumb for participating in this redonkulous commercial.
I wouldn't trust *MY* cock in her mouth
So this Australian lady was accused of providing “mouth school services,” on some dude driving a car. Well the car crashed and police found her with a 5 dollar bill smooshed in her tits and just “assumed” she was a “prostitute.” She says:
“It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he’d already paid me. But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job.”
It wasn’t the 5′er that gave it away, hunnay, it was your whole everything. No, I mean your WHOLE everything, not just the meth face.
I'm pretty sure this is how the movie Thinner started
Here are some more of her fabulous quotes:
“I was not sucking his dick – and it’s pretty obvious that wasn’t the case … you only have to look at the mark on my chest,” she said.
“Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it’s impossible that I’d be leaning over sucking his dick unless he is hung like a donkey or I’ve got a fucking rubber neck.
“If it was true I’d just cop it sweet and think ‘how embarrassing, I got caught sucking someone’s dick’ - but it is not true and that’s what is pissing me off.
“It didn’t happen like that at all – he was just going too fast.”
Say dick one more time! DICK! Well, either this guy has a donkey dick or the police were wrong. Believe what you want, but in the end we all know she just giving him a hand job.
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