Know Your Tenderloin

I am a Writer/Sassy Advocater, no shit. Blogs are stupid. I am not anymore interesting than you are, I am just not a lazy fat fuck and actually take the time to write these fucking gems down.

I am a college student at a fancy Liberal Arts School, “arts” being the operative word. I got a snazzy scholarship because I am brown and I’ve come to realize that I hate most people who have similar interests or rather ways of identifying themselves as me.

I am a Writer, therefore I am an artist in someway. Guess what? Artists are faggets, and not only in the “homosexual” way but in the general “that’s a bad/lame, thing” connotation of the word. Ethnic people complain too much. Liberals whine too much. I’d have no problem murdering all of these groups of people. Don’t worry, I would sacrifice myself, it’s totally worth it.

I say offensive things sometimes, like the “Nigger” word or the “Cunt” phrase. Don’t be offended, I have this theory that because I am a writer I can say whatever the fuck I want, as it is my Gawd Given Right. If you disagree, you can eat my asshole. If I’ve gotten your attention you’re probably an idiot and I’ve therefore succeeded at captivating my target audience. YAY ME!

Remember, Me > You, no matter what! Now Subscribe before this message self destructs…

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