Yes, she is so fat she wears a blanket because nothing else fits her.

When I put “fat people” in the sub-title of this blog I was JK. But for seriously, the amount of posts that revolve around the morbidly obese would lead me to believe they do have their own orbits, because my god are they center of my average-sized universe. Grrrrrl, bitch bedduh don’t. After watching a series of youtube clips from the British Series Supersize vs. Skinny I declared I would eat healthier, right now I am having a mochachino and some kind of brownie with peanut butter and coconut, I can see how fat people get fat… food is delicious. But grrrrl you bedduh watch yo’self. Well I was led to this video which I can’t embed because youtube disabled it, but I will post screen caps.

When your bed is machine, your life has gone awry.

This woman, Renee Williams, is large. VERY LARGE. In fact she ways half a ton and was designated SUPER OBESE at the ripe age of 12. But she would like to clear up a few misconceptions about the “overweight.”She’s from Texas, so I figure, Texas is the fattest state because of her alone. None of the people that I’ve ever met from Texas have been fat, Jessica Simpson, Beyonce, Hilary Duff– curvy, but not fat. Thick, but not fat. And yes I’ve met all of these celebutaaaarrz.

1. Fat people don’t smell, that is not true.

2. That you eat a lot, that you eat all the time, that is not true.

3. I’m not the average overweight person, my stomach has always been flat.

Renee, has been bed-bound 4 four years, she can’t get out of bed or move over on her side. But she can “touch her toes.” When she moves too much she feels her crease areas, RIP OPEN.

This is the part of her flesh that is decomposing because there is no circulation.

I had to be the voice of “nigga please” once again. But your crevasses do stink, you just haven’t been all up in them. Yes, it’s true you don’t eat ALL THE TIME, all that chewing would result in exercise and you wouldn’t want that. But fucking c’mon, you do eat a lot and frequently, you just have a distorted perception of what A LOT is– therein lies the problem, i.e. you think you don’t have one. And you dumb, dumb bitch the only reason your stomach is flat, which it’s not by the fucking way, is because you’re lying down and gravity flattens your stomach when you lie down, it is flat, but it is wide also, you don’t have a fucking six pack you stupid-idiot. Thank god your kids aren’t suffering the way you do, probably because you eat all of their food. We all know from Mean Girls that an all carb diet doesn’t work.

Well, this ho is now dead I found out after google. So I take it all back she was a lovely lady.

Oh and the P the fucking S. I know I have a lot more subscribers than the 12 people who voted in the polls, it’s actually more like 50 times that who read this blog. So vote, nig nogs, although you all seem satisfied with the status quo.

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