I wouldn't trust *MY* cock in her mouth
So this Australian lady was accused of providing “mouth school services,” on some dude driving a car. Well the car crashed and police found her with a 5 dollar bill smooshed in her tits and just “assumed” she was a “prostitute.” She says:
“It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he’d already paid me. But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job.”
It wasn’t the 5′er that gave it away, hunnay, it was your whole everything. No, I mean your WHOLE everything, not just the meth face.
I'm pretty sure this is how the movie Thinner started
Here are some more of her fabulous quotes:
“I was not sucking his dick – and it’s pretty obvious that wasn’t the case … you only have to look at the mark on my chest,” she said.
“Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it’s impossible that I’d be leaning over sucking his dick unless he is hung like a donkey or I’ve got a fucking rubber neck.
“If it was true I’d just cop it sweet and think ‘how embarrassing, I got caught sucking someone’s dick’ - but it is not true and that’s what is pissing me off.
“It didn’t happen like that at all – he was just going too fast.”
Say dick one more time! DICK! Well, either this guy has a donkey dick or the police were wrong. Believe what you want, but in the end we all know she just giving him a hand job.
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Her bruise is going in the opposite way that a passenger’s side seatbelt would go. Let’s see her explain that. I’m sure she could and would use dick in the sentence too.
OOoh look at you getting all matlock csi..but in the aystralian the driver is on the other side. She has dicksucker in her eyes though. i can feel it in my soul.