Archive for September, 2009
I look like a pedophile in my ID picture. I was wearing a hat that they made me take off and had been running around all day. I look like a touch little boy butts and beef, mhmm. The person who took my ID photo actually starting guffawing after the picture was taken. I would have demanded a retake and may have felt slightly insulted if it wasn’t so fucking funny.

Where do you keep your Pole Dancing Dolls?