Asians have rabies, FACT

OK, so I should be back to updating regularly, my case of the “Mondays” has passed to some degree. So, let’s go back to talking about social retards and fatties.

CAPE CORAL, Fla. – Authorities said a patient at a Cape Coral doctor’s office bit part of the doctor’s finger off after being denied a prescription. Police reported that a 45-year-old man went to see Dr. Paul Arnold Wednesday morning, and the man became upset about not receiving prescription medication.

Police said Arnold turned his back and the man attacked him. The patient reportedly bit Arnold several times, taking off the doctor’s fingertip with one bite.

The fingertip was recovered at the scene and Arnold was taken to a nearby hospital.

Police have put out a warrant for the patient’s arrest on a charge of aggravated battery.

Right… /sigh I honestly don’t understand these people who go around biting other people. Unless you have a case of the Cujos I don’t understand why your first instinct of defense would be to bite. Sure, it makes sense on a primal level, but I think we’ve gotten passed that at least a smidgen in the past 100 years.

Didn’t Rihanna bite the shit out of Chris Brown? I suppose if someone is attacking you and the only way to get free would be to nibble on them, sure. But when I think, “I would like to hurt this person,” my mind does not jump to, “I’ll ninja sneak attack and chew off his fingers.”

First of all, I don’t want your AIDS. Secondly, I don’t think I have the sheer will to actually chew through someone’s flesh. My jaw gets exhausted eating a piece of garlic bread. Lastly, if I were going to commit a crime I wouldn’t pick such an obvious way to leave my goddamn DNA behind.

But clearly this person isn’t mentally stable. Clearly this person was denied their rabies medication and raccooned the fuck out.

Or maybe, just maybe.. Twilight is IRL.

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