/sigh. Well, first of all, forgive the lack of updates on this site, I haven’t eaten since Monday and think I am having some sort of psychotic episode. WHATEVER! Anywaaaaay, let’s talk about the video above. This is by far, probably, the gayest thing I’ve seen in a long time and I watch Queer as Folk, those homos on As The World Turns, Heroes and have seen a couple of Lady GaGa’s videos. I don’t know how one discovers this skill. I mean, it’s highly specific. I don’t know how one learns that he can in fact catch, laptops with his asshole. I can only imagine that there was some sort of debacle at a Best Buy.

The best part I think is the desperation for this video to become viral. These guys bought outfits and several of the same laptop model just to do this. But be fearful my friends, Goldy Locks is the real talent, I didn’t see that afro-mo catching anything with his asshole.

The video looks legit but I have to wonder if he has some sort of magnet in his anus. Can he do this trick with an HP? A Mac? A Dell? So now we all know what goes down in the backroom’s at gay dance clubs. Good for us.

Now for a brief anecdote. I was on the subway train on Tuesday and a homeless man was sleeping on some of the seats. The train was super crowded and here was this homeless man taking up 3 or 4 seats, this homeless man in a pair of Nike Air Force Ones and listening to an mp3 player, oh 2009!

Everyone upon entering the train just looks at him and rolls their eyes. Until one fellow wakes him up. The homeless man goes ape shit, the fellow takes a seat. The homeless man tries to fit into the remaining 2 seats, but is too tall to lay down. He goes ape shit. Keeps pointing at the young, man. Mumbling and stuttering probably putting some sort of voodoo curse on him. He then procedes to drink Jack Daniels out of a plastic bag. He tries to lay back down again. And as he does so a lady tries to exist the train. For no reason whatsoever, the homeless man kicks the shit out of this lady walking by. No one does nothing. She leaves. Only in New York people, only in New York!

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