So, this review is solely done on whatever I can recollect from the visual shit stain of a movie that is G.I. Jizzle: Rise of Spy Kids 7. If I miss any of the important plot points and details, please forgive me, I am only HUMAN. Or am I? *wink*
Irrelevant flashback to the 1600s that holds no significance to anything in the movie
We have to transport these warheads that look like lava lamps
The soldiers Duke and Rip Cunt are intercepted by strange breasts...
Uh-oh, these titties are familiar!
FLASH BACK!!!!!!
FLASH BACK! We used to be so happy then...
NINJA FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y'all white folk sho has a lotta nice thingz
Oog
"Flowers, good?"
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Uh-Oh!
Tits
Let's rock this bitch, dios mio!
Flowers for Algernon?
I win!
10 thousand stars! Worth $12.50! Go see it.
Oh Joseph Gordon Levitt. And here I thought you wanted to make good movies.
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE SEEN THIS MOVIE NOW!