Mum has lovely toesies

Sorry for the lack of updating,went camping up in the Cat Skills for 3 nights and it was splendiforous. So, I’ll try and do a couple of posts to make up for my absence. And yes I could watch Twilight while camping, but no, I could not update this turd of a blog.

This story is only worth mentioning cause it’s weird, which is much like all of the other posts here.

Basically this kid gets into a fight with his mom and starts selling nudie XXX vagina pictures of her. My first thought when reading this is, why is his mom letting him take beaver shots of her?

While most 18-year-olds would balk at the thought of their parents naked, Auckland student Michael appeared comfortable with the concept, twice listing nude and semi-clothed images of his 44-year-old mother Jennifer.

The first time he auctioned “five naked photos of my mum” to annoy her after the pair had an argument, he told the Herald on Sunday newspaper.

The cavalierness of this whole situation is kind of fucked up, right? Because in order for you to jump to the conclusion of “pix of my mom = $$$” you’d have to be acknowledging on some level that your mom is “hot.” I mean, no one is buying these pictures for wall decor. Maybe doorstops but definitely, definitely not wall decor.

A dingo ate your baby

So where did these poorly taken kodaks come from?

When TradeMe removed the listing the following day he relisted a second series of “glamour photos” with her permission.

This time there was more clothing but one was an underwear shot.

Michael, who did not want his full name used, said he did it for the extra cash.

“We’re not rich or anything,” he said.

Jennifer said she was “pretty annoyed” by the first listing, calling her son a “cheeky little git”, but liked the second lot because they were “quite artistic”.

“There’s nothing dodgy about them. They were taken by a family friend about eight years ago,” Jennifer told the newspaper.

“I wanted 50 per cent of the sale but more than that, I miss the nice comments.”

The photos were viewed 11,000 times before they were pulled by the website’s management, citing “inappropriateness”.

I love how they HAVE to mention how he didn’t want his last name to be said. But I’d like to be clear here. Michael is kind of a weirdo, but he’s Australian Fake Aussie so he can’t help that shit. His mom is the one who is crazy. This kid, her son, knew of these pictures, she at least told him about them, but she probably showed them to him expecting “nice comments” in return.

Also, there is nothing fucking artistic about these photos, Mom. You stupid, attention whore bitch. Parents, stop bragging to your children about how fucking sexy you are. Being progressive and open-minded doesn’t equate to you manually teaching your kids how to cum on your tits. Jesus, fucking hippies.

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