Archive for July, 2009

You're only sorry that you got caught, Rodell!

Today in shaking-my-head news Rodell Vereen got caught fucking a horse, again! In fact it wasn’t even like a new horse, it was the same horse. Awww, somebody’s in love. <3 He was filmed sexin’ Seabiscuit the horse named Sugar after the stable owner put in surveillance cameras when he got caught giving Sugar some sugar before. Read the rest of this entry »

Some lady tweeted that her apartment building or hotel was fucking crappy and now they are suing her for $50,000! Defamation baby! So does that mean Lori Beth Denberg can sue me? Yes, I STILL get fucking comments from people bitching about how I said she was irrelevant dead and obese. They are people that just google her name and this blog comes up. If she were actually relevant this fucking itty bitty website wouldn’t be one of the first hits on google. Read the rest of this entry »

Do to the infection in my nose, throat and ear and probably brain, I’ll keep this short and sweet. So, just watch the video.
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Cancer is actually, GOOD for you.

Some doodoo-brained school decided it was OK to distribute nicotine gum to the students who smoked without parental consent. So they just start handing out boxes upon boxes of nicotine gum to minors. Well, actually it’s a British school, so I don’t really know how old you have to be to be considered an adult, but Europe tends to lean toward the side of extending rights to eleventeen-year-olds. Sweet, delicious, hairless eleventeen-year-olds. Read the rest of this entry »