THEY MURDERED HIS SOUL!

This isn’t really surprising, I mean, religious people are susceptible to believing in some funky shit. Moreover, that melodramatic chubby lady was kind of right, they thought they were actually helping him (maybe).

But what I really want to know is, is this guy writhing around the floor trying to convince everyone that it’s working?  Like, “Yes mom, I went to the Exorcism, yes Mother, I do not enjoy the hot beef no more. No more ooga booga gay demons.”

That whole speaking in tongues shit is weird, like those kids from Jesus Camp talking like the Sims. Just because you believe in something doesn’t make it real. Even if there is a God I’m pretty sure he’s gotten bored shitless, watching all of us try to figure out if that wart on Lindsay Lohan’s pussy lip was some sort of herpes.

A toad sat on my pussy

He’s probably created a more interesting dimension where you can eat brownies and not get fat and Whole Foods isn’t so fucking expensive. And Nickelback doesn’t suck shit.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having faith, some people do need something to hold onto I suppose and it can do some good. But let’s face the facts, we shouldn’t be concerned about what God thinks anymore. He should be more concerned with what we think cause as soon as we stop giving a fuck, which a large portion of the world has done already, he will be as irrelevant as the guy who played Corey Matthews on Boy Meets World.

Anyway it’s not surprising that they tried to exorcise a “gay demon” out of that poor kid, I’m sure they didn’t even think homosexuality was an issue until Perez Hilton put out that 11 minute jizz & tears fest, the jizz being how mastubatory it was and tears being the tears of laughter from having to look at his fat face for more than 7 seconds.

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