First of all, this is just fucking funny:

When in Rome..

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Secondly: Apparently on Yelp.com you can review anything including Planned Parenthood. Yup, the place that my friends would call “The Hood” in code because they frequented it that much. The place where dreams are made and broken. So how exactly do you review Planned Parenthood? The 5 Star rating system of course! “This abortion was sultry and moist! 3 1/2 stars.”

Here’s what Russell M. had to say!

So let’s review… the review:

• Lexi is the worst math magician, ALOHOMORA PYTHAGORAS!
• Kristen is a skank hole with the H1N1 Virus, that’s not surprising since she looks like a pig, UNOIT
• Russell has unlimited pix texting, so he is a force to not be fucked with. Fuck all da haterz.
• Girls who go to planned parenthood are fuggo stank ass bitches, no one would fuck them if they didn’t have vagina dentata to trap your disco stick and steal your funky juice
• You’ve Got Mail was a shit-dumb ass movie, who even uses AOL anymore? LOL!!!!!1111one =p
• Lexi still thinks she is preggo even though she is lady lip bleeding
• Only fat/ugly/tacky/stupid/busted  girls where sweat pants and/or pajamas outsid
• Russell’s step sister is fertile
• Ice water, Pepsi and blackmail are da shit XD
• Planned Parenthood gives out lollipops, unironically

And the moral of the story is, let’s all use protection. Your son could be Russell.

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