Just trying out a new audio player. Do we likes?
This is a song I wrote about a night out with the ladiez. A man laying in the middle of the sidewalk, sound asleep or unconscious, wearing cargo shorts… his penis perfectly visible in an indentation on his shorts. A fossil dick if you will… sound asleep listening to an iPod, as we walk by Patrice screams out “Shuffle!” Hours later when we double back, the man is still there, but his iPod is gone…
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Lyrics:
nigga wanna quit
but he dont wanna sit
so he lie on the ground
and shufflespicy ass chicken heads
roll up the block
baby phat t-shirts, pull out cha glock [ghetto!]
weaves with no sleeves
madam cj walkerget her a cane
nigga want cho KFC
can’t even read
nigga want cho Popeyes
nigga plzwhy dat black chick blond?
why dat black chick blond?You want everything for free
Nothin in life is free niggaImma steal your ipod
(I can see yo dick)
Imma steal your ipod
(I can see yo dick)
so shufffle
shuffle
shuffle
you are pure genius!
Call me old fashioned, but i think it would be a great thing if you spent 6 months touring in a van, screaming /pontificating/ranting/’singing’ in front of a band. Get your aggro out on the un-NYC masses. They will pay.
Come play in my basement. We have cupcakes and paneer, ho.