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    Just trying out a new audio player. Do we likes?

    This is a song I wrote about a night out with the ladiez. A man laying in the middle of the sidewalk, sound asleep or unconscious, wearing cargo shorts… his penis perfectly visible in an indentation on his shorts. A fossil dick if you will… sound asleep listening to an iPod, as we walk by Patrice screams out “Shuffle!” Hours later when we double back, the man is still there, but his iPod is gone…

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    Lyrics:

    nigga wanna quit
    but he dont wanna sit
    so he lie on the ground
    and shuffle

    spicy ass chicken heads
    roll up the block
    baby phat t-shirts, pull out cha glock [ghetto!]
    weaves with no sleeves
    madam cj walker

    get her a cane

    nigga want cho KFC
    can’t even read
    nigga want cho Popeyes
    nigga plz

    why dat black chick blond?
    why dat black chick blond?

    You want everything for free
    Nothin in life is free nigga

    Imma steal your ipod
    (I can see yo dick)
    Imma steal your ipod
    (I can see yo dick)
    so shufffle
    shuffle
    shuffle

    3 Responses to “Shuffle”

    • chemda says:

      you are pure genius!

    • drucyphr says:

      Call me old fashioned, but i think it would be a great thing if you spent 6 months touring in a van, screaming /pontificating/ranting/’singing’ in front of a band. Get your aggro out on the un-NYC masses. They will pay.

    • Absies says:

      Come play in my basement. We have cupcakes and paneer, ho.

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