Aaaaaaaaaah! AAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaah!!!!!! Why?! This video will make you cry, either out of disgust or simply because watching an eye up close this long will make your eyes water.

This thing appears to be marketed toward those part of the “body mod” culture. Which if you ever bother to read literature about the people in these cultures you’d go from wanting to approach something open-mindedly to realizing all of these people are retarded and have issues.

From women who want to take their “bodies back” from their rapist to those who want to appropriate “barbaric culture” into the modern, but don’t quite understand what is inherently wrong about calling any culture barbaric.

I need attention constantly!

Anyway, I suppose this nonsense is the next step. I am not opposed to piercings, tattoos, etc., but these seem kind of stupid. Now tattoos and piercings, don’t get me wrong those are stupid too when you really have to think about it. Why do I need pictures of shit and holes in my body all the time? “Cause your body is your canvas, dur.” Or I could just use a canvas as my canvas…

Spiderman didn't fit

But much like any body mod, my worry is, is this procedure safe? Will this little heart charm float around my eyeball if I rub it? Will my eye get swineflu if the Doctor was previously fingering pigs in the butthole? It seems as though I am asking for an infection. Did you know if you wear contacts at night, you can get an infection? And because that infection is in your eye and your eye is attached to your brain it can spread to your brain and you can die? DID YOU KNOW THAT?!

“Becky died cause she really like cute hearts… and being a stupid bitch constantly.”

Eyes are a sensitive area, they are not easy to replace… I would rather have a giant heart implanted under my skin so you can see the indentation of that on my butt cheek? Just think about it…

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