Imagine, ladies, going to the bathroom and pooping out a baby! Hurray the miracle of life! Well, you thought your joy of releasing bodily waste and child birth couldn’t be combined, meet: this bitch!

She goes to the bathroom and three minutes later she had a baby! Hurray! While I understand the idea that you can be pregnant without any of the symptoms, without gaining weight, hormonal changes, your pregnancy test reads negative, no morning sickness… I find it difficult to believe that you do not feel a CHILD. A living BABY in your uterus.

I feel as though I would notice if there was some sort of rodent who took up residence in my vagina. Even in the event that she didn’t believe she was pregnant she must of noticed something was up beforehand.

But the most hilarious part of an unwanted baby being brought into the world again, is not the parties involved in this predicament! I found this story on Buzzfeed and the comments are deliciously obnoxious.

Christine M. Says:

Leave it to a boy to be criticize a woman in this situation. Clearly, you do not know anything. Even while pregnant, a woman may have signs of a monthly cycle and not gain any weight. How about we keep the misogyny off this website?

Yay, women’s rights! If you’re wondering why women are stupid it’s because I oppress them. It has to be in-fighting at this point! This response is to the blurb written about the story.

This is the blurb:

This is video of Shana Hupp, quite possibly the most clueless person in the world because she gave birth to a 7 pound baby without ever knowing she was pregnant. Shana was dizzy, went to the bathroom, and 2 minutes later she had a healthy baby boy. Isn’t that crazy?!

I mean you can clearly see it dripping with misogyny and hatred. I feel as though a scarlet letter is written upon my fragile constitution just reading it.

People mistake ignorance with hatred. There is nothing inherently wrong with ignorance because YOU DO NOT KNOW. This person not knowing what goes on in a woman’s body probably isn’t a cognitive choice to completely disregard the biology of a woman.

I do not know rocket scientist so I must have a blatant prejudice against ROCKETS and/or SCIENCE. Further more I despise outer-planetary exploration.

If you think someone might be oppressing you, riddle your self this test first:

1. Am I a stupid person?
2. Do I eat more than 2 hash browns a day? [This is important, you may not understand, but trust me]
3. Sleeping is a hobby!
4. I was so with Katherine Heigl when she said Knocked Up was Sexist!
5. Am I at least one Artie Lang’s worth of fat?
6. Did I completely fabricate this for attention?
7. I saw this on an episode of Tyra Banks so it must be true!
8. No one understands me like my cat ____  =)
9. I’ve never read about feminism/racism/oppression/activism/civil right movements but I still have strong opinions about all of them!
10. I’m great… too bad no one can see how awesome I am, fuck those dickstamps, one day I’m gonna write the awesomest blog post about how stupid they are and then everyone is gonna read it and it’s going to be, like, on the front page of Digg and then I’ll, like, kill myself and no one will be laughing then and they’ll all miss me and say nice things about me cause I am dead, haha, zingo! BURN I am so gonna get them!

Hypocrite – Jack Off Jill

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