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    Sometimes people need dead… If you don’t know what I mean, you’ll see… *shakin’ my head*

    Pizza Roll Challenge

    …. I think this one simply brings a tear to your eye. I honestly could not watch the whole thing, it is devastating. You can hear the cholesterol breaths between his nomnoms, this man does not want to win a challenge, this man would scarf down 40 pizza rolls in two minutes because it takes two minutes to finish microwaving the other 40 pizza rolls. He is sweating. v_v

    This person’s soul is going to have a heart attack, never mind his malnutrition. Just end it… DEAD!!!

    Madonna Fans

    Three girls from Leeds in the UK have legally changed their names in homage to their favorite superstar, Madonna.

    The trio combined their own family names with Madonna’s lyrics and songs.

    The girls’ new legal names are:

    - Lianne Madonna Vogue On The Cover Of A Magazine McHale Dawson,
    - Emma Madonna Confessions On A Dance Floor McHale Dawson,
    - Gemma Madonna True Blue Strike A Pose Carroll McHale Dawson Me Me Mitchel.

    DEAD!!!!

    Moms On The Internet

    First of all, GTFO!

    Why do they gangbang the man with the douchey hair at the end?

    “The Internet?! Isn’t that for techno-geeks with spreadsheets?! Personally I get all my knowledge from my husband, he learns me great with his fists!”

    These women will be blown away by meatspin and even more taken aback when they figure out how to watch reruns of Designing Women on youtube!

    You’re too dumb and too rich, you’ve got nothing to live for except being a mom, GTFO my Internetz, ho!

    2 Responses to “People Who Need Dead”

    • drucyphr says:

      You’d think that of it’s a 2 minute eating challenge, he’d stop after 2 minutes. I think he has a heart attack around 3:38. Icky.

    • DaveNJ says:

      Wow, I got diabetes just from watching that video. It’s his breathing that makes it extra disgusting.

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