Tiptoes is a movie starring Matthew McConaughey who could not have a more difficult name to spell. In fact his name is actually spelled Mc-Con-augh-GHEY. Also starring Kate Beckinsale and Gary Oldman as the midget named “Tiny Tim BlowJobLips McKenzie.” It’s a weird movie what can I say…
This is the most amazing piece of shit I’ve ever seen. I’ve just seen the trailer, but that is amazing as it is. I don’t watch Matthew McConaughey movies because they aren’t good. But I will definitely see this one!
After watching this over and over again, you begin to ask yourself many questions like: Isn’t this extremely offensive? Kate Beckinsale seems pretty pissed that Matthew’s family is entirely made up of midgets. Having a midget phobia isn’t unheard of, just ask Billy Bob Thornton.
Perhaps instead of finding this offensive we should consider this a true reaction to a midget family. I mean, if someone’s ENTIRE family was made up of midgets except for them, I’d think WTF?! Too.
But then you start to think, there are all of these midgets in this movie, but the main midget is played by Gary Oldman. You’d think the one time a midget could have a leading role this could be it.
Furthermore you begin to ask yourself: Why was such an instant hit classic straight-to-dvd? Why was there no contraversy about the midget movie? Isn’t Gary Oldman a bit old to be walking around on his knees for this long? Didn’t Martin Lawrence already have a character like this?
This is clever!
But the most important question is: IS THIS MOVIE IRL?!
After extensive research the conclusion is: YES THIS MOVIE IS IRL!!!!!!!!!!! XD! And it is available on Netflix. Almost three stars, you can smell the megaawesomefantasticquality of this movie!
WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!
I’m sure we can guess how this ends. Kate, while hesitantly meeting Matthew’s family learns that they aren’t just normal in spite of their height deficiency, but are an exceptional group of people filled with love and platform shoes. They have the baby who isn’t a midget because God hates little people, but rewards those who are accepting of others.
I am amazed that this shit even got the green light. This seems like a comedy that wasn’t funny enough so they had to edit it into a drama. I think this movie simultaneously destroyed the careers of all three of the main characters. Has that ever happened before?
“In the role of a lifetime, Gary Oldman” !!11!!!
This mess is on my netflix list.
I legitimately thought this was a fake trailer until I IMDB’d it. Seriously, they got Oldman, McConaughey, and Beckinsale? How? Did they kidnap their families?
I can’t believe these people did this movie! And it’s not like it’s in the beginning of their careers and they are desperate! You find the most amazing things, Potatoe.