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- Stop Fucking Horses Mr. Rodell
- The $50,000 Tweet
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- June 2009 (12)
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- Woman Commits Suicide To Avoid Eviction
- 16-Year-Old Girl Never Ages
- Gay Exorcism
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- Reviewing Planned Parenthood
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- Red Bull Gives You... Different Things
- Oxford Adds New Words To The Dictionary.. Ah Jeeze
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- You're Fat Because We Say So, Marie Gray
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- Le Douche
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- Art Imitates... Art
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- April 2009 (13)
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- Is This IRL?: Tiptoes
- Ninja Robber
- Choose Your Own Adventure
- A Sinking Ship: The Pirate Bay and The Music Biz
- Miss California Supports Opposite Marriage
- Rape Island: A Comic Strip
- Mother Spends 50,000 Euro To Look Like Daughter
- Ten Thousand Red Balloons
- The Latest Stupid Internet Videos
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- If The Child Resurrects, Sure You're Not A Crazy Bitch
- March 2009 (13)
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- Mom Wants You to Pop Her Retarded Son's Cherry
- Teenager Bites 11 Students After Watching Twilight
- Abortion Advice on Your TV
- Leave Britney Alone
- Fat Fuck Family Too Fat Fuck To Work FAAAAT
- The Standard of Living
- The Magical Fairy Book Continues
- Negro Day
- FANATIC
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- Some Guy Sued Google and Won
- The Internet and Teens Discussion Continues
- Interview With a New York Hipster
- February 2009 (13)
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- Muh-My-Generation pt. 2
- The New York Post
- Oh, Maury
- Racist Cartoon
- FOX vs. PETA
- Where Everybody Knows Your Name
- Peta Compares AKC to KKK
- 400 lb 7-year-old
- OMG Joaquin Phoenix Apeshit on Letterman
- The Osbournes Variety Hour
- The Pizza Pop Murder Frenzy Continues
- Jessica Simpson is Fat, Kanye likes Drugs, Miley Cyrus is Racist and The Crazy Octuplet Lady
- Let's Do Lunch
- January 2009 (12)
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- Morbidly Obese
- Celebrity Vandalism - Walk of Fame Stars TAINTED
- Dumb Ass Celebrities
- A Bad Day at Work
- I Have Your Credit Card, Jeff
- Fucked Up Shit In the News
- You Know How You Know There's A Recession?
- Ann Coulter on the View
- The Issue of Lori Beth Denberg
- Sharon Osbourne Goes Ape Shit
- The Rock Love Bus!
- Entrecard
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- Rebuilt
- The Magical Fairy Book Entry 2
- Bitch is Crazy... The Feminist Unicorn Done Did It Again
- The Magical Fairy Book
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- W.
- Bohemian Boozehound
- Why Don't You Just Take a Shit in My Mouth Instead
- I Want to Win
- It's the End of the World
- Repo! The Genetic Opera, Fuck Nerds!
- Our President is Black, Kinda
- WHY?
- It's voting day
- There's the money shot
- Halloween...
- October 2008 (14)
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- Unicorn of the Week
- Steven Adler and Pepsi
- New York City Subway Adventures
- Nine Sentence Stories
- Fuck Zimbio
- Irrelevance Personified: Marilyn Manson
- Fuck Your Art
- Way To Make A Stance: Some Dummy Changes Her Name for Puppies
- Making Boys Cry
- Sarah Palin on the Cover of NewsWeek
- OH MY GOD(Dess)
- The Other Roommates
- P. Diddy on Palin
- Clay Aiken and His FAce
- September 2008 (21)
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- College Cost Money
- Mind Reading Security Scanner, Et tu Gov'ment
- Craigslist Crossdresser
- Spam
- David Blaine, More like David LAME AMIRITE?
- Intervention: It's Like I'm Walking on Sunshine!
- The Bible, How Cute!
- TRL is Cancelled
- The Sweet Smell of Denial
- Sarah Palin and Tina Fey
- The Art of Bullshit
- Election
- True Blood
- Zombies
- 90210
- 'Cha Know What ? The Feminist Unicorn Strikes Again
- Kim, What HAPPEH? What HAPPEH, KIM?
- Fagotron 5000 V.S. Lezboticon 1040
- Getting Drunk With the Feminist Unicorn
- All Moved In With the Unicorn
- There are no crackheads in Alaska
- August 2008 (23)
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- Being Wasteful
- Ali Lohan: Bitch Betta' Don't
- Nine Inch Nails: Lights In The Sky Over North America Tour
- The Return of the Feminist Unicorn
- Who the Fuck is Vanessa Hudgens?
- A Day in Pictures and Words
- Drink Responsibly
- The Wonders of Being a Kid
- Where Are They Now? > Lori Beth Denberg
- I'm Guilty
- Better Black Television
- Breaking News! Bigfoot Found in Georgia... Also Chupacabra in Texas
- Stupid Bloggers
- OMG !
- Where are they now?
- Truth Be Told
- This Just In...
- Just Sayin' Guuurrrrl
- The Servers Were Down for about an Hour
- Weeds, A Sinking Ship
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- The Feminist Unicorn and the Fat Princess
- July 2008 (15)
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- Final Exits
- REPO! The Genetic Opera
- The Dark Knight
- I wrote a Story
- More Black People News, Live From the 7/11
- Writing Competitions are for Bad Writers
- From Gs to Gents, Nigger Rich Ain't Pretty
- From Gs to Gents
- TV Shows Suck
- I LOVE MONEY
- George Foreman is Gay
- Family's are Weird
- Writing and Tings
- Myspace for Pedophiles
- Updates and Tings and Tyra Banks
- June 2008 (14)
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- Speaking of Fucking Racism
- LOL Racists
- I Suck At Bikes
- STILL UNDUH CONSTRUCTION FOOLZ
- I am NOT a Ninja, So Stop Askin'
- WE ARE UNDER CONSTRUCTION MAGGOTZ
- Whore Me 2008/I Hate Moving
- I Hate Blogs
- I Love Vh1 (Let's Get Nostalgic about Yesterday)
- Shameless Promotion Weee
- Marketing 200 a.k.a. Hey Blackie How 'Bout Some Grillz
- Cutting Ties with the Feminist Unicorn
- The Internet: 2nd Life, Real Life (Or Wow I'm Really A Nerd)
- Denise "Fuck Your Mother" Richards: It's Complicated
- May 2008 (14)
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- Trip to the Mall, Inidana Jones, Ah I Got Nothing
- Living Lohan
- The Friends I've Had
- Flight or Fight: I am a Useless Vagina McVaginastein
- Hobos: What's Your Favorite Flavor?
- Captain Planet Does the N-word
- Schools Out For Summer: A Year in Retrospect(acular)
- 8 Reasons Why this Is(n't) the Dumbest Generation Pt.1
- 8 Reasons Why this Is(n't) the Dumbest Generation
- When All Else Fails Youtube Videos
- (pre)Teenage Skanks: A Panic at the Disco Story
- Travelling to Another Dimension (Liberal Whiny Hippie Bullshit)
- Why Artificial Intelligence is a Bad Idea (A.K.A. Pick That Cotton Robot)
- Kill 'Em With kindness (The Saga of The Feminist Unicorn Continues...)
- April 2008 (10)
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- The Systematic Decline of a Feminist Unicorn
- Art School Masturbation
- The Infamous N-Word
- Roommate Blues
- Love and Sex With Robot (Children)
- How to Alienate Your Readers (For Your Own Self Interest)
- How to Write (When You've Got Nothing to Write About)
- How to Offend People and Not Even Know It
- Brunch
- Crazies Love The Sass
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