This is the best video in the WHOLE history of ever. Better than the trainables, better than Back To The Future, better than dare I say it Spice World?! I know I may be coming off as insane person right now in saying all of these crazy things. But Jesus Fuck! Watch and see.
The best part is, is that it just keeps getting better. The video continuously out does itself over and over again. Just when you think “wow, that was fucking beautifully retarded” a giant can of gas shoots across the room and crushes someones face.
How does anything get done ever in this warehouse?! You’d think after Johnny’s arm was ripped off people would take the time to follow procedure. But I suppose I wouldn’t be able to work if I was in a cesspool of blue collared dead bodies and broken football scholarship dreams.
You’ve probably already seen it: Stop Calling Me A Homo
Youtube is another cesspool of lonely, angsty, eccentric teens. But you gotta love the Jonas Brothers poster in the background and the fact that this 12-year-old kid has the most luscious blowjob lips I’ve ever seen. The best part is he is in his room, making this video, banging shit up and his parents give no fucks. His parents probably don’t even know. How bizarre is that? I mean, yeah once you’re on the internet it’s permanent, but there are so many crevices of the internet that you can hide in.
But this kid’s story wouldn’t be as delish if it started and ended here. Watch this video where he talks about how he used to be gay. Yeah he used to be gay, but he stopped being a homo cause it’s wrong, it’s kind of like marrying his hand.
When he finds out you can marry the Eiffel Tower and pieces of the Berlin Wall he’s going to shit himself. Once you see this it’s kind of sad. But it’s still fucking funny. The anthrax scare must have mind-fucked him if he gets all his info from the news.
Of course he proceeds to out-do himself. Watch this video where he just smacks himself. Why? Cause it’s fuckin’ funny, duh.
I’ve said this many times before the world is coming to an end. You guys, the kids are broken and we need a do over. The dinosaurs fucked themselves and I think we’re only going to regress at this point. DEVO was right! *SMACK*
I’d love to see that little boy and Bruno get together for some production work……and the first video is crazy, seems like it was done by the Faces of Death people
Oh my lord. That kid is the bomb. He’s stuttering like nuts, and he’s just so darn confused.
Kid’s definitely gay and doesn’t know what to do about it.
Answer: don’t post YouTube videos about it.
Are we not men? We Are Devo!
Clever as usual, and i really hope that kid is still alive.
Wow – had to watch all his videos. You can’t convince me this is better than when religiously repressed, gay boys masturbated and tortured the family cat in private. Watch that kid – he’ll end up shooting up a school.