Archive for April, 2009
Tiptoes is a movie starring Matthew McConaughey who could not have a more difficult name to spell. In fact his name is actually spelled Mc-Con-augh-GHEY. Also starring Kate Beckinsale and Gary Oldman as the midget named “Tiny Tim BlowJobLips McKenzie.” It’s a weird movie what can I say…
This is the most amazing piece of shit I’ve ever seen. I’ve just seen the trailer, but that is amazing as it is. I don’t watch Matthew McConaughey movies because they aren’t good. But I will definitely see this one!
After watching this over and over again, you begin to ask yourself many questions like: Isn’t this extremely offensive? Kate Beckinsale seems pretty pissed that Matthew’s family is entirely made up of midgets. Having a midget phobia isn’t unheard of, just ask Billy Bob Thornton. Read the rest of this entry »
This makes perfect sense!
More “shaking my head” news. Summer is here. That means:
- More delicious muffin tops
- More unsanitary ice cream trucks
- More pig fucking
- More angry black people yelling at you for no reason
- And more crazies
We tend to hibernate in the Winter. Isolating ourselves in our slankets. Crazy people do the same, they just do it [snuggle bunny] with newspapers and rat carcasses. They hibernate under bridges, in subways and at White Castle.
But people are solar powered, except for Jason Statham he’s battery operated. I once let him hold my fully charged cellphone, within seconds it was down to one bar.
Now that the Sun is out, there are just more people outside, so by default there are just more crazy people. Which brings me to our current news story.
A man dressed as a Ninja tried to rob a dry cleaners. *sigh* I understand that you are crazy. I understand that you would like some money. But why does everyone got to be special these days? The first day of college there was a guy dressed like a pirate. STOP IT! Read the rest of this entry »
I wrote a choose your own adventure story called Cam Whores: A Post 9/11 Documentary Starring Gary Busey and Busta Rhymes and Donny Osmond or Donnie Osmund However You Spell It.
Find it here. Report any bugs back via twitter or by commenting.
I ruined everything!
Aye yie yie yie. Here we go. My stance on the whole torrenting thing is an opinion formed from the artists who I’ve known to speak up about it [Mostly Trent Reznor since he is probably the most outspoken] and basic logic, I suppose.
Modern Moonlight – The Dresden Dolls
Downloading, torrenting, streaming… it’s all stealing. Dur. We know this, but we all do it anyway. It’s too easy to not do it. But if the issue was just that stealing was wrong then I feel as though this problem would have gone away by now.
The real problem seems to be a combination within the Music Industry itself and the widespread entitlement of the “computer-savvy” generation. The people who steal music are fans. The distribution of music on these sites often comes from not necessarily the desire to steal from the artists we like, but the need to hear the music. Read the rest of this entry »