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    This Fat Fuck Family wants you to pay for their fat-fuckery. They want more money from the government because they are too fat to work. No they don’t want money to invest in a nutritionist, surgery… nothing to improve their health, they just want more money to eat.

    Fat Fuck – CKY

    The Chawners, haven’t worked in 11 years, claim their weight is a hereditary condition and the money they receive is insufficient to live on.

    Mr Chawner said: “What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table. It’s not our fault we can’t work. We deserve more.”

    The family claim to spend £50 a week on food and consume 3,000 calories each a day. The recommended maximum intake is 2,000 for women and 2,500 for men.

    “We have cereal for breakfast, bacon butties for lunch and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner,” Mrs Chawner told Closer magazine.

    “All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive. We’re fat because it’s in our genes. Our whole family is overweight,” she added.

    I think I have made it clear about my utter disgust with fat people. Especially fat people who try to justify their fat by accusing the masses of not being accepting of your love lumps. If being fat was healthy that would be another story, but to reiterate a beaten to death argument, you wouldn’t defend anyone who smokes cigarettes. You wouldn’t be up and arms about intolerance and social acceptance when your friend is meth-head.

    Look, the DSM considers morbid obesity a legitimate disease. Of course this problem is most prevalent in the U.S. which is no coincidence since we have created a whole culture out of excess.

    This bitch says, fruits and vegetables and healthy foods are too expensive that’s why she is fat, then goes on to say no it’s because her whole family is fat. No, it’s because you’re all fucking stupid. And to quote Keith Malley, “You’re an idiot mom. That’s why you have an idiot kid.”

    Fat breeds fat, like stupid breeds stupid and only a percentage of that has to do with the genetic lottery. Need a bring back the 400 pound 7-year old. I will cause it’s fucking funny and because she is fine now, relax.

    Morbid-Obesity is a legitimate disease because basically here is what happens: You’re a kid and you eat really badly, then you’re a teenage fat fuck, an adolescent marshmallow pig, now you’re full blown obese. All these years of eating and excess causes your brain to rewire it’s behavioral processes.

    You basically taught yourself a wrong lesson to the extent of which you have effected your neurology. I get how you can kind of be predisposed to fat fuckery, how you can kind of have a legitimate biological disorder that makes you fat…

    But morbid obesity is basically caused by a bad habit. A bad habit that you have to break. You have to reteach yourself a new lesson. So fucking do it. And if you can’t do it, then have the common class and decency to hide under the sheets with your bags of cookies– excuse me biscuits, they’re English– and weep tears of gravy while watching re-broadcastings of The Tyra Banks Show.

    You fat fucks want to be an expense, quite simply put, how dare you?! My monocle has fallen off… GOOD DAY!

    6 Responses to “Fat Fuck Family Too Fat Fuck To Work FAAAAT”

    • Jim R says:

      The part that galled me was the girl saying she was a student and had no time to exercise. WRONG!! You MAKE time for the important things, like, oh, maybe not DYING PREMATURELY. Ugh. Some people.

    • Schroedinger says:

      Fine. Pay them… in vegetables and fruits

    • moo says:

      hear hear!! /claps
      your rants about obese people crack me up. and every single point is true :)

    • Tim says:

      She does do a nice asswalk.

    • Nitzan says:

      Congrats on the new layout. It looks very nice.

    • Jen says:

      This story is ridiculous! They should be forced to go work with starving kids or something. There is no reason not to work because you are fat. Hell I was fat and I took the initiative to do something about it and lost 180 pounds. They are completely lazy and should be shot. Why is the girl bothering to go to school? She can’t work cause she’s too fat so she’s wasting her time and money too

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