Archive for March, 2009
I'd hit it! SO HARD
Yes the headline is true. This dumb bitch wants you to fuck her son and will even go so far as to pay for a prostitute.
The leading campaigner has three other adopted sons with Down’s.
She said: “I’d like all my boys to find love and enjoy sex.”
“I always look at what other people are doing and why shouldn’t they do the same things?
“I strongly believe, and have always said, that society has a learning disability when it comes to Down’s syndrome.
“If he doesn’t get a girlfriend, I will feel really bad, because I have sold him this thing that he is like everybody else. That’s why I’m working overtime to get this sorted for him.”
Well guess the fuck what your son isn’t like everyone else. Everyone else doesn’t have to have their mother pimp them out on the internet, that’s not normal! When you have to “SELL” the idea that you’re kid is normal then perhaps your kid is NOT normal.
This article is better if you read it while listening to Sex Dwarf – Soft Cell.
“You have ten fingers and ten toes, son! You have to eyes! You have 1 nose! You’re just like everybody else.” Well so do monkeys bitch.
These fucking disabled spokespeople don’t understand that real tolerance is accepting other people for their differences, not refusing to acknowledge that the differences even exist because their abnormal and Jesus Christ Mary Joseph Abraham and all the rest, should anyone ever have to feel different in life! Read the rest of this entry »
Vampires are aboreal creatures
This fucking retarded perfectly stable, 13-year-old boy bit 11 students claiming that it was because of the movie Twilight. You know the movie where the vampires sparkle shimmer in the daylight.
How fucking stupid poetic.
According to the report, the boy bit a 13-year-old female student on the right hand at a track meet on March 13. McCombs Vice Principal Connie Sloan investigated the incident and found that the boy had bitten 10 other students.
When police contacted the boy’s father, he said that his son didn’t mean to hurt anyone and that he was biting other students because of the movie “Twilight.”
Now maybe this kid really has rabies and his dad is just covering up for him.
But it’s not simply that this male homo sapien saw Twilight and thought, “Das how imma git me sum mad pusseh, bitin’ on bitches.” It’s the fact that he bit 11 people and only 1 of them even thought to tell a teacher about it.
These fucking dummies probably all saw the movie too, “Johnny bit me, am I pregnant now? Can I get AIDS from a Vampire? HOW IS BABBY FORMED?!”
11 people, Johnny needs put to sleep.
11 people, Johnny doesn’t need charged with man-slaughter, I think he clearly deliberated.
Johnny thought he was really a vampire and he thought that this is how he could Columbine the school. But if he turned them all they would just have to be on his side! Hurray!
Or maybe his dad was wrong, maybe he saw the Lost Boys.
So I leave you with, the aptly retarded, aptly appropriately redundant song.
HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
Overseas they want to put abortion advice ads on TV and Radio. Of course people oppose this because to these people any time you bring up sex, no matter how objective you talk about it, the fact that you’re talking about it means you’re encouraging promiscuity somehow. Like people who think condoms encourage more hobagging around.
Oddly enough teen pregnancy is most definitely highest amongst these people. Well duh, because they’re not using condoms or aborting or using birth control, that’s a given. But it’s these religious dummies that are still having premarital sex in spite of their self-righteous condemnation of others.
You’re not supposed to have premarital sex, but it’s okay as long as you don’t get rid of the baby afterward.
But all of this has already been said time and time again. So instead of arguing with the zealots I think it’s worth considering their point? When you’re a kid and your brain hasn’t fully developed maybe seeing a condom ad on TV does throw you off? Maybe anyone talking about sex does throw you off? Teenagers are dumb.
Remember that 13-year-old kid Alfie who had a baby, well it turns out the baby isn’t his. He never bothered to ask. Read the rest of this entry »
Bald Britney
Kind of in response to Samuel Webster’s article on Britney, but more in trying to understand this phenomenon, I’ve decided to write about the Princess of Pop: Britney Spears.
The first time I heard Hit Me Baby, One More Time I was 9 years old. Britney looked like some prissy girl in a school uniform, I didn’t even really get the song, but I liked it or maybe I liked it because all of my friends liked it. But I didn’t want to like it, even at 9, I didn’t want to like it. There was something wrong about pop music and I didn’t really know why then, I didn’t really think about it then.
I just know that even at 9, when all the boy-bands were out and all the pop princesses had supersaturated the music scene, no matter how many times I would find myself singing the words to Lucky, “She’s So Lucky, She’s a star…” If anyone had asked me if I liked pop music, I would have said “Fuck no.” Even though at 9, I didn’t really listen to music at all, except for Top 40 when it happened to be around me. Read the rest of this entry »