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    I can’t get over this. Now obviously Maury is a representation of the country’s saddest and worse. Of course we know Maury is a piece of shit, he actually doesn’t try to help these people. He never tries to talk out their problems, find the root of them. He kind of just sasses them and reads the piece of paper they give him in the envelop. He is a scum bag.

    But my word. These bitches need to come correct. Black History Month is coming to an end so let’s celebrate. Of course all these girls are fucking everyone in ice cream chairs and staircases, but these girls are pros at being hos.

    Just remember they grown ass women!

    Yes, Maury, so what IS wrong? Why ARE they so angry?

    “I’m not a bitch Alexis, I’m your mother.” These two things are clearly mutually exclusive.

    • French Fries ?
    • Cheese Burger?
    • Ponytail Weave?

    And that is how you achieve goals while maintaining integrity.

    3 Responses to “Oh, Maury”

    • Akirah says:

      Making me look bad. I hate Maury paternity test shows. Actually, I hate Maury. He sucks.

    • Emcee says:

      Ah, its great to be a man. I’d love to fuck bitches for free shoes and meals.
      But I digress. I always found it humorous how during the interviews they make sure every single word is enunciated, but when they get on the stage they go right back to speaking ebonics. *Sigh*

    • clever1986 says:

      wow. holy shite.

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