Remember when Brandon the Hot Pocket Spokesperson killed Paul “The Cumhole” because Pizza Pops are a stupid lame imitation of delicious hot pockets? Then his auntie got all pissed at me for making fun of the douchefags? Me neither.
This is from Amanda.
Ok whoever fucking wrote this stupid blog, you should be ASHAMED of your dumb ass self, im a really close friend to the victim Paul and your childish ”JOKE” on a very UN-funny issue is fucking offending. You can’t just let him rest in peace without making a ridiculous joke out of this, and let his family move on.. no you thought to yourself while making this IM GONNA MAKE A BIG ASS OUT OF MYSELF AND SEEM LIKE THE MOST HEARTLESS FUCK FACE ON THE PLANET!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU DUMB BITCH ASSHOLE FEMALE MALE I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOUR A PEICE OF SHIT AND YOUR GOING TO BURN IN HELL! i wish i knew who you were , so i could fucking brutely murder you and then make a joke out of it. Go play in traffick. FUCK YOU.
Oh shit, son. Oh fuck… I didn’t know…aw shit, not again! If I would have known writing that blog post was preventing him from going to heaven– aw shit– Paul is in purgatory floating around, just waitin’. He and Lori Beth Denberg must be having a time… so sad…
The thing is, I could get how, you’re maybe googling the articles written about a close friend, then BAM. You’re making a mockery out of this already preposterous killing! Monocle falls into tea cup, you are outraged!
But threatening to kill me and spelling traffic with a K is just uncouth. And if uncouth is a word, then darling I am COUTH!
Threatening to kill me, “brutely” at that, so that at a future time you can put on a hilarious finger puppet presentation, start a comedic web comic or flash animation cartoon series, just makes you appear to be the “DUMB BITCH ASSHOLE FEMALE MALE.” That’s all I am saying.
By the way, if his parents hadn’t named him Paul, do you think any of this would have happened? It’s really all their fault…
FYI:
- This isn’t youtube, it’s not OK 2 taulk lyke dis shawty ho.
- i before e except AFTER c, not before.
- offending isn’t an adjective
- Firefox comes with spell check
- This blog will make fun of anything and everything, including: YOU.
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Hahaha! I think it’s so awesome that people keep finding you, to argue with you about things that matter Nothing to you. I had no idea about Lori Beth! How is she even relevant enough to get stabbed?
I do love the Pizza Pop Murders…I don’t see why these people are sticking up for him. Everyone knows Paul was a douche. God.