Archive for January 24th, 2009

For the sake of my sanity and mentioning Patrice’s website jesus christ almighty this picture of Verne Troyer (Mini Me) has been haunting me for days.

Anyway, Shia Labeouf (pronounced LaH-dOOsh) has been walking around with a paper bag on his head. Why you ask? Cause motherfuck he’s just a regular fucking dude,” bro, just back the fuck off, I’m Shia I just wanna walk around and shit. I know I’ve starred in blockbuster smash hit feature films like Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Loydd and Constantine, but I’m really just like you.”

I get that constant attention is hard. But walking around with a paper bag on your face is a retarded plan to stay under the radar. Also, the reason why he has a plastic bag tied on his fist is because Shia has a broken hand. “NO ONE WILL SUSPECT A THING.” Speaking of retards, in all fairness, he CAN act.

If you don’t wanna be followed and made a public douche, then don’t be famous. But someone of us just cannot help ourselves.

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