Archive for January 16th, 2009
I have been wrestling with the book I am writing. I got a new internship at an online teen magazine (more on that another day) so I’ve been busy and neglecting my blog once again. It’s a good thing I don’t care about my readers, all 3 of them!
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Pregnant for 60 years since 1948
Huang Yijun, 92, of Huangjiaotan, southern China, was told by medics in 1948 that her child had died in the womb.
Doctors demanded £100 to remove it, so she walked away.
She said: “It was a huge sum at the time – more than the whole family earned in several years so I did nothing and ignored it.”
So 60 years later the bitch gets a tummy ache and is all: “I wonder what that could be?” Ho, there has been a dead baby in you. Seriously?! Were there no hangers around? No tongs? Chopsticks?!
Do people seriously think that problems go away when you ignore them? Did she not notice that no matter how much fish she ate and green tea she drank that these extra pounds would not go away? Bitch, there is something in your uterus! For 60 years!
Thief Run Over by Getaway Car, TWICE
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
CAPE CORAL, Fla. — Authorities are looking for a shoplifter who was run over twice by her getaway car after stealing $1,200 worth of designer purses from a Cape Coral store.
A T.J. Maxx security guard told police she saw a woman stuff six designer Dooney & Bourke purses into her pants Tuesday morning and walk out of the store. The guard says she was confronting the woman when a car pulled up.
A report says the shoplifter tried to get into the vehicle but fell out and was run over by the car. She then got up and jumped onto the hood of the car. As the car was driving away, the report says the woman fell off and was run over again. On her third attempt, she finally made it into the vehicle.
First of all: “Your officer, don’t be misled, my pantaloons are this lumpy due to several tumors caused by elephantiasis of the thighs.”
Second of all: “So, gotta go!” She runs into the car, falls out. Then the car runs over her.
Just let the bitch go. This is more embarrassing than the pizza pop incident. Whoever was driving the car must have had it in for the beeyotch.
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