Archive for December 29th, 2008

Some family found $10,000 in a box of crackers.

IRVINE, Calif., Dec. 28 (UPI) — Members of a California family say they saved an elderly woman from losing her life savings of $10,000 she had hidden in a box of crackers.The Rogoff family of Irvine found the $10,000 in a box of Annie’s Sour Cream and Onion Cheddar Bunny crackers, The Orange County (Calif.) Register reported Sunday.

Allie, Sandra, Max and their parents, Debra and Joe Rogoff counted out the $100 bills and took pictures of each other before calling police.

“We just thought, this is someone’s money. We would never feel good about spending it,” said Debra Rogoff.

The police contacted Whole Foods in Tustin, where the crackers had been purchased, and learned an elderly customer had reported returning a box of crackers without realizing she had stashed her life savings in there.

Returned food usually goes to a composting facility, but the box apparently made its way back onto the shelf and in the hands of the Rogoffs, police said.

The Rogoffs said they never heard from the woman after she got her money back, but they did receive a free box of crackers from Whole Foods.

I quote the whole article because all of it is important. First of all did they have to specify that it was Annie’s Sour Cream and Onion Cheddar Bunny Crackers ? Did the company pay for the ad?

Anyway, if I found 10,000 dollars I would feel really guilty about keeping it, but I know that I would. It’s just too much money not to steal. And this dummy dunce old lady is keeping it in a box of crackers.

You know this old lady is a cunt very particular anyway, because who returns a box of crackers? They must have been in her cabinet for a while too for her to confuse the box with the one with her life savings. And if you are going to keep your life savings in a box of crackers why would you keep that in your regular food cabinet?

And if you are an old enough lady to think that keeping your life savings in a box of crackers is the proper thing to do then you should know that your memory probably sucks, but I guess you forgot about that while you were taking a dump on yourself.

The old bitch didn’t even thank them. Old crotchety ho. Would you have kept the money?

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