Archive for December 24th, 2008
This show is dumb. But I keep watching it. Don’t ruin it or anything. I only began this long tedious journey because it was on streaming netflix. I am at the beginning of volume three. My brother told me that it follows comic book logic and fine I will accept that. I will accept that everyone can die 80 times and that even though I know EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY…
I swear to jebus. There is no reason why a human would need to fly or shoot flames out of his palms. There is nothing in our enviornment or way of life that would make us develop the ability to fly and if we did need to fly we wouldn’t just be able to start floating…. We have airplanes. Christ. Humans get smarter that is how we evolve and we lose vestigial organs that we don’t need, like our apendix and wisdom teeth.
Can’t we just pretend that everyone on Heroes is magic, can we please stop using fake science to explain things, this is why children are dumb. Of course half the people in this country think evolution is stupid, they think we’re saying one day we’ll be able to shoot Plutonium out of our assholes.
None of the plots on the show really pan out either, the whole first season was basically a waste because it was a build up to climax that never happened. It was just the next season and the future was saved, except now the future is bad again because we changed that future. Seriously? We can do better than this.
I’ve never seen a show move slower without having any filler episodes. The show has too many characters and even in season three most of them don’t understand their connection to one another. Whoever is writing this nonsense needs to understand that you don’t always have to start at the beginning for fucks sake.
Every fucking episode introduces a new character that slows down the plot because we have to watch them be born and go to soccer practice and go to the bathroom… every detail isn’t as important as they make it seem. The storyline where Hiro is in 1671 could have been one episode not 800. God that was so boring.
But I am still going to watch out of principle.
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