Archive for December 17th, 2008

So I got this comment about the infamous Pizza Pop Post:

“what the fuck is this shit who ever made this page is an idiot a young man lost his life what if it was your family grow the fuck up”

My grammar isn’t perfect so we wont comment on the grammar but what if we never used punctuation ever again and everything was just one sentence if we had no question marks how would we know when to inflect

I don’t know.

But the comment was left by someone under the name “Paul Aunt” (we won’t comment on the grammar). Now if you don’t remember who Paul is, Paul is the guy that was stabbed. We can probably assume that Paul-Aunt was surfing “the net” after her nephew died for articles. You’d think her family would just tell her what happened.

But you know how Paul-Aunt is, she’s fat first of all. I know that much, the only time I don’t use grammar is when I am shovelling Pizza Pops–ooooh sensitive subject–pizza pops–ooooOOOOoooOOOOoooo.

Well, like I was saying she is fat, and I’m sure she is upset that now she can only eat: Pizza Bagel Bites, Pizza Hot Pockets, Pizza Bites, Pizza, Pizza Combos and Pizza Pringles. Or maybe she can’t eat pizza at all anymore, not anything pizza, I guess she’ll just have to settle for: food.

What IF it was MY family? I wouldn’t be mad at anyone who made fun of the situation, I would be mad that I was related to someone who died over something so stupid. I mean, anyway, let’s face it no one is going to miss Paul “put-roofies-in-her-pizza-pop” McGoo.

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