Archive for December 10th, 2008
You know you’ve been neglecting your blog when there are 56 spam comments waiting for you, yay!
School is stupid, but vacation is nearing yay!
Anywho, I’ve been writing a thesis paper on why addiction is a psycho-social-biological disease, blah, blah, who cares.
Let’s move onto important things likes: Pizza Pop Argument Led to Fatal Stabbing
One minute they were arguing about how long it takes to cook a Pizza Pop in a microwave oven, and the next they were swinging at each other with knives.
A Halifax teen has been sentenced to five years behind bars for stabbing a man to death at a housewarming party last spring.Brandon John Anderson, 18, was sentenced Monday in Halifax youth court after pleading guilty to manslaughter in the death of Paul Saunders, 21.
“There is nothing the court can do to turn back the hands of time and bring a life back into being,” Judge Pam Williams said.
“We’re left with the consequences of this shockingly pointless episode.”
Shockingly Pointless sounds about right, but seriously, WTF is a Pizza Pop? And even if you read the article they don’t reaaaaally tell you what happened. They just said they were arguing about how to microwave pizza pop then next thing you know, a stabbity-stab-stab.
I think there’s a story here.
I bet Paul (the stabbee)–who is kind of a douche, we all know that when Paul shows up to Party! Super Party! we have to hide the Jack Daniels–I bet
Paul was all: “hey Brandon(the stabber) you know who likes pizza pops?”
And Brandon was like: “Who Paul ?”
Paul grabs his cock and says: “Your mom! And she likes them in her vagine in case you were wonderin where she liked them! BAM!!! Alpha Kappa Beta Rules!!!!”
I’m sorry but could there be any douchier parties involved with the names “Paul” and “Brandon” ?
And we all know Paul is the Head Hog at Alpha Kappa Beta, the Kappa stands for Roofies. And fucking lame ass Brandon, we’ve all met quiet, lame ass Brandons.
You know, he really needs ProActive, and everyone kind of picks on him. so you feel bad, but then when you talk to him, he just yells at you for not using chopstix right and not knowing that Pizza Pops should be microwaved for 45 seconds and “absolutely NOT 1:30 because then the cheese gets too crunchy and if you like that sort of thing, Paul then by all means continue, but frankly your tastes disgust me.”
Paul is sick of this frownie faced bastard. 
So, Paul tells Jennie (not with a Y) that Brandon has jerked off into her Pizza Pop and Jennie knows Paul is 4srsly because he is so cute and will probably be like the CEO of some big business or something one day, and Brandon is a skeevey cumhole. Jennie then tells everyone that Brandon is a skeevey cumhole and that Paul is such a studmuffinmancake.
Then Brandon stabs Paul, like three times.
Fin.
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