Archive for December 3rd, 2008

You know you’ve been waiting! I sure as hell have! With Arms Wide Open is by far the greatest song ever made, next to Getcha Groove On by Limp Bizkit featuring Xzibit. You’d think they only collaborated because their names rhyme, but then you hear that sweet sweet melodious hip hop heart attack of amazingness and figure, “Hey, dis sum good shit, why is my face falling off? Damn Limp Bizkit and Creed sure sound good when I am on Salvia!”

Well if you don’t remember Scott Stapp and why should you when he is more irrelevant then Ninth President: William Henry Harrison and Steve Gutenberg combined!

Scott Stapp is the pinnacle of douchery. And if you’re wondering why Creed broke up in the first place despite their amazing fame and talent the answer is simple, Scott Stapp IS Creed, the rest of the members are just back-up, bitchnozzle!

We obviously all know this considering Scott Stapp has won about 15 grammies since Creed has broken up, he’s gone on to sell abut 40 million records world wide with his solo album, c’mon you know what it’s called… you know… Scott Stapp Sings! or something like that…

Well anyway, since selling out 800,000 tours world wide and on Saturn as well, he’s gone onto do cameos in films such as Kid Rock Makes A Porno he was supposed to have a bigger role, but was instead casted as the lead role in the Lost Boys 2, but was kicked off the set for inappropriately touching Corey Feldman.

Since then while still maintaining his explosive fame! He was seen drunk on some Poker Show that no one watches.

So, feeling sorry for the rest of his bandmates, Scott Stapp despite his immensely successful solo career decided to throw his old bandmates a bone after talking enormous amounts of shit about them.

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