Archive for November 21st, 2008

I get back to my dorm on Tuesday after a weekend of being home. I see an empty tub of cookie dough, half a bottle of smirnoff vodka (the big bottle) a box of eaten caramel chocolates and a plastic bag full of candy and potato chip wrappers. Fatty Patty has herself a time when I am gone, apparently.

Before continuing to read, please watch this b-movie trailer, so you can understand just exactly how I perceive, Fatty Patty.

Fatty Patty: I don’t know if I should tell you this…
Sassy: What? (Oh god yes, I don’t have anything to blog about, God yes!)
Fatty Patty: I ummm, I pulled like half of my eyebrow out…
Sassy: What? (God. Yes.)
Fatty Patty: I don’t know if I want to show you. *Pulls up the bangs of her hair*
Sassy: :O! oh my god… (Half of her eyebrow is gone)
Fatty Patty: You know like when you get the bad habit of doing something.
Sassy: …
Fatty Patty: I just got the habit of pulling my eyebrow hairs out, like 3 or 4 months ago
Sassy: Wait a minute… you mean with your fingers?
Fatty Patty: Yah.
Sassy: You’re crazy. (not in the funny haha since, you should be institutionalized.)
Fatty Patty: No, it’s like, I had this big crazy stray hair and I just kept pulling at it.
Sassy: … (crazy)
Fatty Patty: No, I know it sounds crazy but it’s actually not. It was just a stray hair, but then they just kept growing in curly, so I would keep pulling them out, but after a month or so I didn’t realize that I had pulled half my eyebrow out, see that’s not crazy.
Sassy: … riiiiiiiiight. (how have you not killed yourself yet by accident?)
Fatty Patty: I keep pulling my hair out. (on her head) I think I’m getting a bald spot. You know, I just keep pulling my hair out if it feels dead.
Sassy: … OK
Fatty Patty: I’m not crazy >=/.
Sassy: Yes you are.
Fatty Patty: *Sadface*
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