Mkay, so the whole reason I was charging for stickers before is because I didn’t have a P.O. Box, but I just realized a-duh I am at school. It’s not like you can’t google where my school is, so if you wanted to kill me I’m sure you could figure it out by now.

But since come the end of the semester I won’t be at this artsy-fartsy shit hole anymore, you only have until December 19th.

So, send a SELF ADDRESSED STAMPED ENVELOPE, if this phrase is confusing to you then you don’t deserve stickers. Send a SASE to:

Emerald Pellot (that’s my real name, you got me, aaaah, well I might as well if I am going to be a writer, right?)

Anyway…

Yup, my school is so small all you have to do is slap a student’s name on top of the school’s address.

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