Archive for November 10th, 2008
I saw Repo!: The Genetic Opera.
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You’d think a movie with so much killing and Paris Hilton would be awesome! But alas! It was shit. Now, I shouldn’t be so hard on the movie, it was extremely loooow budget, I give it an E for effort. The songs were good for a musical, musicals almost always suck balls, so it’s not the musical’s fault that it is a musical.
Here is my problem with the movie and most movie-musicals like Rent: It’s okay to talk like normal! Not everything has to be sung, it makes no sense. Now of course musicals make no sense, people don’t actually break out to song, but, forcing every word spoken to be song sounds retarded. This is why Chicago was a good movie, it was a movie AND a musical, the songs enhanced a larger storyline that was happening, whereas in Rent and Repo the songs were the story and so it was really kind of just like sequential music videos.
Now I don’t know if I am ruining this movie, I doubt anyone actually wants to see it. But do you know how your movie is low budget? DO YOU KNOW?! DO YOU KNOW?!
When the director says, “hey, we have to tell this story” and the writer says, “well fuck you, nigga,” and then the director says “OK we’ll draw a shitty comic strip and splice it into the movie abruptly, poorly, and retardedly and no we cannot afford voice over narrators, so fuck all the people who can’t read the tiny words on the screen. That’s right I am racist against the visually impaired!”
Now, the trailer looked good in the form of an itty bitty youtube video, but on a big screen how shitty the set is and the fact they only have like 3 sets becomes far more apparent. I am sure this move would have been awesome-ish if I saw it in the comfort of my own home, on my tiny computer monitor and if I had a better audience.
More-the-fuck-over, FUCK YOU GOTH-ANIME-FANGIRL/BOY-WHAT-EVER-THE-FUCK-YOU-ARES, fuck you and your baggy bondage pants, fairy t-shirts and stupid hair! YOUR HAIR IS STUPID, NIGGA! There I said it!
Worst audience in a theater, EVER! EVEEEEEER! You do not know what funny is! You don’t even know what omg-this-is-so-dumb-it’s-funny, funny is!
YOU ARE LAUGHING AT THE WRONG PARTS! YOU ARE TALKING THROUGH THE WHOLE THING! YOU ARE VERY UGLY AND YOUR FACE MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE!
HOW DARE YOU SAY YOU LOVED THIS MOVIE, ON OPENING NIGHT, WHEN YOU TALKED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING AND DIDN’T ACTUALLY, FUCKING GET IT!
All you know is that there were goth whores in the future and killing. Those aren’t always the ingredients to a good movie, those are the ingredients to a SCI-FI Original Movie, you idiot! You’re an idiot, I don’t care if you programmed your computer to make you cookies and jerk you off, YOU ARE DUMB. YOU ARE A DUMMY!
I saw the second screening of the movie on opening night. The theater was crowded with all the 200 people in the whole world that were convinced this movie might, FUCKING ROCK \m/(^_^)\m/ !!!!!!!XD!!!!!111one
So we are standing in line, waiting to go in and the people from the 1st screening are exiting. The majority of these aspies are like “FUCKING YEAH, IT WAS SO GOOD!!!” because apparently when nerds are around other nerds they are only allowed to use their OUTSIDE VOICES.
So naturally, you hear this too “OH MY GOD THAT FUCKING SUCKED! HALF THE SCENES WERE POINTLESS. EVERYONE DIES AT THE END. IT TURNS OUT THAT THE PROTAGONIST WAS REALLY THE BAD GUY. BUT IT WAS OBVIOUS BECAUSE LUIGI FUCKED MARIO IN THE ASSHOLE AND LET ME GO INTO VERY SPECIFIC DETAIL. LINE-BY-LINE and SCENE-BY-SCENE IN THE LOUDEST MANNER POSSIBLE. WHAAAAAAAT?!!! DID I RUIN THE MOVIE FOR YOU! SHOULD HAVE GOT HERE EARLIER.”
Just take a shit in my mouth. Taking a shit in my mouth would be less offensive.
In any case I did like the soundtrack (which you can download here) for the most part, because it was very industrial-ish. It’s worst stealing off of MiniNova and watching.
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