Archive for November 4th, 2008
Don’t be lazy. Voooooote. ROCK IT! Just like P. Diddy wants you to. You have until evening, it’s not like anyone who reads this blog has anything better to do, anyway.
Moreover think of it this way, Presidents no matter who they are, usually end up being liars.
If you vote and your candidate wins, you have a year to say HAHA to the other party and 3 years to complain about being disappointed that your president is a liar, while still defending him mercilessly to the other party because you are a loyal sheep dog. WOOF! WOOF!
And if you vote and your candidate loses then you have 4 years to say, “Well, if _______ were president this would have never happened. _________ is awesome, he bought me an ice cream cone and even paid extra to get one of those warm brownies. Everyone knows warm brownies are intrinsic to ice cream deliciousness!”
The point is everyone loves to complain and if you don’t vote you have no right to complain and the right to be a whiny little beeyotch is your 1st amendment American right.
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