ContactUnicorn of the Week
I quit my job at the library because it is sooo excruciatingly boring that I just stopped going for two weeks, lied about being sick, then just quit cause I cannot stand this shit hole. So, I am not allowed to ever complain about my money until I get a new job.
So Jennifer Hudson’s life sucks lately, huh? But she has no idea what I am going through because Fatty Patty tracked in foot fungus, gross.
Also I don’t know if I mentioned this, but she has a giant unicorn poster now. And she cut out letters to say Unicorn of the Week and she clips out people’s heads and pastes them on the unicorn. I hope you didn’t think I was joking when I called her the Feminist Unicorn.
You crazy, crazy, fat, fat bitch.
Anywaaaaaay. Some college student chick got semen thrown on her head. She didn’t know what it was so she went to the hospital and they told her. I think we’ve all seen the first American Pie where the guy pisses over a balcony onto someone’s head. That is feasible.
Now I am not saying it isn’t feasible that a man, probably a frat guy after a long day’s date rape and soggy biscuitin’ may want to relieve himself over the balcony, but I am sure it requires a bit more calculation to “buss uh nut” on a girls head at the exact moment she is going by.
My point is I think it was FOUL PLAY!
“We have had a history of that type of behavior in the building in the past years, and I think they want to make sure there is not a resurgence of such behavior,” said Richardson. “So, it’s about making a statement that we will not accept this behavior, and (we) also (want to) gather information from anyone who might have been in the area at the time.”
Anyone with information on the incident is asked to contact the University of Wisconsin-Madison Police Department.
How does your school have a history of people getting jizzed on from balconies? Someone was storing jizz to launch over the balcony. Good I am glad someone is having fun at college. This would never happen at my school, at my school they would just throw origami rainbows at you and when you unfold them there’s chocolate inside to warm your heart. >=/ How gay.
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Posted: October 31st, 2008 under fat, feminism, rant, roommates, stupid people, unicorns.
Comments: 3
Comments
Comment from Absies
Time: October 31, 2008, 7:52 am
Firstly, WOW, I cannot believe she actually has a unicorn of the week! XD hahahaha, that stupid bitch.
Secondly, now I really want chocolate, and it is all your fault that I am fat.
<3 kbai.
Comment from Spazz
Time: October 31, 2008, 5:50 pm
Are we sure it was a fungus that was tracked about?? And not some furry drippings from her stale encrusted twat that she stepped in? You know, unicorns are sexy. Damp sweaty inner thigh skunk-runny sexy. Sniff-sniff. Do you smell butter and crayons?? I do.
Fact, What better way to make unicorns sexier and specialer but by changing the flavour every week. It’s the not the fuck you face but the face you fuck. Good Luck making next weeks cut.
Comment from Nameless Blogger
Time: November 1, 2008, 12:33 am
Awh hell, how gross. Semen. Was it being saved for something. Okay I love sex but that slimy stuff grosses me out. My boyfriend is only allowed to drop his load in me, not on me.
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