I feel like I should update, but the amount of busy I have been with school seems unfathomable because it is usually so fucking boring and uneventful. Well anyway, I will write about this because it quite frankly the most impressive thing I have encountered in my college experience.

A badass game, invented by some “friends” on campus.

It’s called Zombies and I recommend playing it with at least 15 people for good measure. I would not recommend playing in an open space. Also this game will probably come off as pretty retarded and unpractical, but bear with me here… or bare… what the fuck ever.

Here is how you play.

• 3 people are chosen.
• First and foremost is the Doctor. One person is chosen to be the Doctor.
• Everyone stands in a circle, with their eyes closed and the Doctor taps two people on the head. These two people are “sleeper zombies.” No one knows who the sleeper zombies are.
• The Doctor is given three minutes to hide.
• After three minutes the Humans (the remaining people) go out to look for the doctor. The object of the game is to find the doctor, but you must have two people (in order to repopulate the world) bring the doctor to the exit of the building (or the safety point of your choice).
• Now, 2 minutes after the Humans disperse to look for the Doctor the Sleeper Zombies activate. Meaning, the virus kicks in and they have become Zombies.
• Zombies, once activated cannot communicate, they can only say “brain(s).” Also they cannot run. So, what happens is you go off to rescue the Doctor with your friends and… “Bobby?” “…” “Bobby?..” “Brains…”
• And that is when you haul ass!
• No biting, Zombies tap you and you become a Zombie (instantly, do not wait 2 minutes). The object of the game for the Zombies is to make everyone a zombie. The object for the Humans is to save the Doctor.

Goddit? Good.

The thing about playing this game at my school is that there is this thing called the Labriynth. It is basically the basement of the performing arts center that is literally a maze of rooms, that we (apparently) have access to when the building is completely empty and unsupervised.

The awesome part of playing Zombies here is that there are latters to climb, rooms that lead to other rooms, the lights are off, there are actually hidden doorways and the catwalk above the theater… All kinds of crazy shit. You’ll be running, then down the hall, you’ll here your friend screaming, then a group of people running toward you and you won’t know where it’s coming from…

It is actually kind of scary because of the aesthetics, screaming and the undertones of doing something you’re not supposed to. Also the potentiality of getting hurt and being able to sue the school feels great!

Well, I don’t know what the point of this post is other then, this game is actually really fun, quite elaborate and if you have access to a building or intricate space, I recommend it.

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