Has anyone seen 90210, excuse me THE NEW: 90210 ? It’s premiere was one of the highest rated shows in CW history or some bullshit like that. I watch the shittiest shows and I had no interest in this. Let me put it this way, I can watch I Love Money, but I cannot watch Rock of Love…
But I saw it anyway because I have no life.
Well, if you’re interested this is how the show goes:
[scene 1]
Black Guy: I am black.
White Girl: I know you’re black, but you’re still my brother.
Black Guy: Brother, like ‘brother’? Or like ‘brotha’ ? Want me to fuck you? I won’t tell mom.
White Girl: No, I only give my adoptive brothers blow-jays.
Black Guy: I am black.
[scene 2]
Bitch: I am such a bitch.
Bitch 2: You’re such a bitch.
White Girl: What up bitches?
Bitch: OMG, she just called us bitches.
[scene 3]
Alternative Bitch: Don’t let those bitches bother you.
White Girl: I won’t.
Bitch: Want to sit with us?
White Girl: OK
Alternative Bitch: WTF?!!!!
[scene 4]
Sensitive Jock: I know we made out like 3 times, once, 5 years ago and I am dating a bitch, also I am cheating on her, but you don’t really need to know that, but I really like you white girl.
White Girl: Let’s have sex.
Closet Homosexual Drama Dude: Hey, white girl, want to fly in my aeroplane?
White Girl: OK
Sensitive Jock: WTF?!!!!!!
[Fin.]
The acting on the show is by far the worst I have ever seen in a teen show and that says a lot. I have never seen a more poorly developed television show then this. It’s not even bad in a good way, it is just bad. And LONG, very, very long.
Well, there you have it. The New: 90210 sucks… and we all thought it would be good! Right?!
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HA HA HA! I didn’t watch this because I thought it was stupid bringing it back. Love the way you broke it down. I figured it was going to be just like you described it.
You also forgot the “I gots a ‘puter with a PHOTOSHOP ana no ones elses’ knows how a ‘puter works. Or bloogs on tha INTRAWEB. I do mean things with my PHOTOSHOP and my bloogs INTERWEB. Daddy slept with someone not my Mommy and I’m sad.”
That is so late 90’s gay weak character writing.
BTW, kill Fatty Patty. Unngh. Stanhope said it best (loosely quoted) “Fatty Patties is a cunt. Her pussy looks like a hole kicked in the side of a rotting whale carcas” or something like that.
The highest rated show on the CW? Yeah, that’s way impressive.
I never even bothered to watch the crappy original. Why watch the crappy knockoff?
Yeah, i torrent-ed it. I liked it. Just as vapid as the original. I remember there was a plot, i think. That girl who was impossibly skinny was part of the plot, right? And Stamos’s girlfriend from Full House is the Mom. That’s edgy. Oh, and there’s the rebel girl! She must be dangerous b/c she’s a brunette and on the internet! Ooops. Sorry. They didn’t call you back for the pilot?