Archive for September 7th, 2008

Has anyone seen 90210, excuse me THE NEW: 90210 ? It’s premiere was one of the highest rated shows in CW history or some bullshit like that. I watch the shittiest shows and I had no interest in this. Let me put it this way, I can watch I Love Money, but I cannot watch Rock of Love…

But I saw it anyway because I have no life.

Well, if you’re interested this is how the show goes:

[scene 1]
Black Guy: I am black.
White Girl: I know you’re black, but you’re still my brother.
Black Guy: Brother, like ‘brother’? Or like ‘brotha’ ? Want me to fuck you? I won’t tell mom.
White Girl: No, I only give my adoptive brothers blow-jays.
Black Guy: I am black.

[scene 2]
Bitch: I am such a bitch.
Bitch 2: You’re such a bitch.
White Girl: What up bitches?
Bitch: OMG, she just called us bitches.

[scene 3]
Alternative Bitch: Don’t let those bitches bother you.
White Girl: I won’t.
Bitch: Want to sit with us?
White Girl: OK
Alternative Bitch: WTF?!!!!

[scene 4]
Sensitive Jock: I know we made out like 3 times, once, 5 years ago and I am dating a bitch, also I am cheating on her, but you don’t really need to know that, but I really like you white girl.
White Girl: Let’s have sex.
Closet Homosexual Drama Dude: Hey, white girl, want to fly in my aeroplane?
White Girl: OK
Sensitive Jock: WTF?!!!!!!

[Fin.]

The acting on the show is by far the worst I have ever seen in a teen show and that says a lot. I have never seen a more poorly developed television show then this. It’s not even bad in a good way, it is just bad. And LONG, very, very long.

Well, there you have it. The New: 90210 sucks… and we all thought it would be good! Right?!

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