My laptop is not working as of right now. And I’d like to take this moment to talk to the kids.

You’ve got your music. You love your music. Your pictures. Your movies. A compendium of stolen goods that traverse the times from whence you loved N’Sync to now when you love Justin Timberlake and think JC Chasez is a douchenozzle.

Protect your babies. You love them. You cherish them. BACK THAT SHIT UP, HO!

I on the other hand am a Vagina McVagina Stein. A huge gigantic JEWISH VAGINA. (Now we all know that if I were really Jewish, I would have been far more responsible in protecting my writings because I put a lot of time in those and time is money, oy)

The point of this post is not to dwell or to be upset that everyday of my life I have thought “Oh, perhaps I shall back up the things that I hold most dear to me, naaaaaaaah, I’ll do it tomorrow.” Well tomorrow is today sister! And I have failed oh so epically. But again, let us walk in one straight line, the future ahead and the past behind! (I am so fucking deep!)

So now, I pen these words to you, from me mum’s computer. Vista, it disgusts me. And all for what? For the .4 ounces of the remnants of a tepid, mediocre cup of coffee.

Drink Responsibly.

*Update* Thanks to my good ole’ buddy Rellek’s advice of putting the laptop in a sealed bag with rice and moisture absorbing packets, my baby is working. I will cherish these moments with her as if they were her last and I will most definitely spend today backing my shit up.
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Posted: August 21st, 2008 under I'm a Vagina McVaginastein, rant, writing.
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