Some of you may remember Lori Beth Denberg from the preteen sketch comedy show, All That which aired on Nickelodeon probably over 10 years ago. Lori Beth provided us with Vital Information from week to week that was HIGH-LARIOUS at the time, but would probably seem extremely unfunny now!

So where is our Lori Beth Denberg?

Well, I don’t know how to break it to you, but… she’s dead. I made this picture slide show in her honor. But to be quite honest there are almost no remnants of Lori Beth Denberg, not a single trace and if she is not physically dead she has certainly deceased to exist in our hearts and minds. Let’s take this moment to remember…

I found this quote from a 1999 interview with her. Probably her last… V_V

“I did things my way, I was fat and friendless independent, I knew what was important to me and I knew that that’s where I needed to focus my energy. Not put all my energy into looking attractive a certain way.

I could have starved myself like every proper woman should gone crazy, I could have been a straight A student and tried to go to college, I could have been a proper woman starved myself and tried to be a size 2. But instead, I put my energy into things I loved, like food. the comedic stylings of Carrot Top, and jujy fruits drama, and out of that has come my personifed irrlevance success.”

*UPDATE* Lori Beth Denberg was stabbed August 7, 2007. The story got very little press as Lori Beth has done her best to remain out of the public eye. Police never found the killers.

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Posted: August 18th, 2008 under pop culture, rant, where are they now?.
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