So I was thinking about feminism. Despite my plans to avoid the feminist unicorn, they did not pan out and I must live with the coont again. *sigh* Obviously she is a feminist, hence the name.

The thing I noticed about her and other feminist is that no matter what you say or how you feel about feminism you are wrong and they are right and you should be a feminist because everyone should be a feminist.

“I AM SO SICK OF EVERYONE MAKING FUN OF HILARY CLINTON. SHE DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING. I’m voting for Obama. But GAWD, just ’cause she is a woman.”

I support basic equality for all sexes, races, genders, orientations, etc. However, while this is what feminism claims to support as well, I will never identify with this ideology and plenty of people who support the above will not either.

Patty Fatty Feminist Unicorn cannot understand why. She cannot understand why so much so that she shouts it in my face, “EVERYONE SHOULD BE A FEMINIST” and her Patty Fatty little arms flail like a T-REX.

Well maybe you and all feminists being illogical cunts is why. But here’s another thing I was thinking about, feminists. Feminists who cut their hair short and stop shaving their legs and armpits. You are really making a difference in the world, by the way.

How the fuck does, emulating a man, prove that women are equal? By emulating a man you are basically saying that one must strip themselves of all the things that make them a woman because the attributes of a man are more desirable.

I’m just like you! This doesn’t move women forward, this puts men on a pedestal. I’m just like you becomes: I (want to be) just like you.

Another thing, this whole Fat Princess business. WTF? This is your cause? You’re mad because of a Fat Princess, which was designed by a woman, btw. There are women all over the world being blamed for their own rape and forced into sex trafficking, but this is your cause.

But these are feminist gamers, their cause is far more specific. So let’s argue on their level. The way women are portrayed in video games is already ridiculous. They are all big-titted whores. Fine, who cares, Final FANTASY for a reason, right? I don’t see this as setting women back, if anything the problem with big-titted whores in video games is that it confuses nerds into thinking that this is the only desirable form of women and let’s face it, nerds shouldn’t be setting their standards so high.

(The fat feminist bitch that had the audacity to write a letter to the game makers is pictured left )

Now we have a fat chick. News flash, some women are fat. So instead of having big-titted whores allll the time, why not represent all forms of women for a change? If we’re talking like feminist. I mean, if anything, if you have any bone to pick with the game, it should be that perhaps the object of the game, which is to fatten up the princess so that she is harder to carry, might condone the mistreatment of women? And it won’t, because no one who plays this game will probably ever talk to a women.

The feminist think that a Fat Princess is “too cute,” in the condescending way. Because we all know about those stereotypes where all fat chicks are stupid. Moreover they feel it will reinforce stereotypes about hating fat women. Good. Being fat is not good for you. We know this. Being too thin is not good either. We know this. Being fat is an addiction, people use food as a crutch the same way they use drugs and alcohol as a crutch.

No one would accept a cocaine addict because “this is who I am and this makes me happy to be this way.”

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW YOU LOOK. YOU ARE HURTING YOUR BODY, FAT FUCK. MOREOVER, HOW MUCH YOU EAT COSTS MONEY. YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE COSTS MONEY, YOU FAT BITCH. NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK YOU ‘CAUSE YOU’RE AN EXPENSE BITCH.

Stereotypes have nothing to do with the game. The princess is eating cake and getting physically larger, that is SCIENCE. The only stereotype the game will reinforce about fat bitches is that when they gain weight they are a lot harder to carry.

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