Packing is for phillipinos and ESL latinos, I am neither ones of those and yet… here I am…. I hate packing. But at the same time I enjoy it. It’s like, how the fuck did I get so much shit? And why the fuck would I think that I need to save every shoebox I’ve ever had and the stuffing from gift bags because “oooh these ones are extra nice.”

Yeah, but I might need this for a rainy day, because apparently when it rains I am all of a sudden overcome with this strange urge to do arts and crafts… riiiiiiight. Saving shit feels like you’re not being wasteful, but you’re actually wasting a shit ton of space.

I have homework assignments from Junior High and hand-outs from High School in case I need to cross reference when exactly it was that Columbus first came to the Americas… how fucking stupid.

People act like saving shit is this extraordinary, righteous thing to do. I remember going to the Chinese restaurant, now, now, Chinese food is fucking disgusting we know this, relaaaaax. Anyway, they give very large portions and I remember being with my friends in high school, probably around 15 years old and I would eat my food and throw the rest away and to this I would get the response:

“WhaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat are you doing? You’re wasting sooooo much food AND MONEY. MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH. I HATE YOU. DIE. I WISH YOU WOULD JUST DIE RIGHT NOW, YOU BITCH. You’re such a bitch… I hate you… I’m gonna find your family and slit each of their throats one by one… one by one until there’s none…”

It’s not like I’m going to the supermarket, buying a loaf of bread and using each slice to wipe my asshole. Now that would be wasting food. If I could somehow save the remnants of my wonton soup and ship them over to Darfur I probably wouldn’t because I am lazy I would.

Moreover all these dumb hos cuffufin’ at me about leftover chicken bones are the fattest fucks. America hates wasting shit so they eat it all. Then we have a bunch of whiny Fatty Patties running a muk.

Throw shit away, we should all just throw shit awaaay.

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Posted: August 30th, 2008 under college, fat, liberal guilt, rant, stupid people.
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